That's not embarrassing. We need a thread of sexual escapades. Mine most embarrassing moment was at a Brewers game with all my employees and my drunk *** fell out of the back of my pick up truck. I still hear about that.
I was training at a gym back in 2000 getting ready for a Natural Bodybuilding show. This pretty brunette was there everyday and she would always speak. She was slim and looked to be in good shape. She wore tight clothes all the time but her stomach poked way out. One day while paddling on the exercise bike beside her, I asked her when her baby was due? She said, "I am not pregnant!" I could have crawled under that bike! She was cool about it. She said that is the reason why she was in the gym. I apologized like 20 times. It ended well, I helped her get rid of that troublesome belly fat she had.
haha I was embarrassed. I was proud of getting the lady to my guy friends of course, but when I met her daughter I knew she was something amazing. Super smart, way to good looking for me 9most girls are tho haha), funny, great in sports, likes to fish, the list goes on. I about passed out when the door opened and I seen who was standing in front of me, and her daughter just had to be behind her to catch our full reaction. Couldnt be one of them "shell be down in 5 minutes" situations, no she had to be there lol. Its a funny story now, but I would have killed to see where things could have gone with the daughter. And woody, I wish I could say I could pull that off...but I know better. For a guy with my looks, its huge to just say I got as far as I did with the mom, and was able to get the daughter to agree to go out with me...until she founded out about the history I had lol.
Senior year football homecoming game I got kneed in the balls very hard it was no accident I ran off the field holding the jewels and collapsed on the sideline I laid there for a solid 2 mins before I got up. It all worked out in the end though major sympathy points :D. Man did I hear about it on Monday though teammates, classmates, teachers, principals, trainers, coaches, you name it. Sent from my ADR6300 using Tapatalk 2
One time in fourth grade we took a field trip to Lansing, Michigan on a charter bus. I really really had to pee so I went to the bathroom in the back of the bus. I was doing my buisness and such and then BAM, the bus slams on its breaks and I go flying back into the bathroom wall mid-pee. I slowly just walked back to my seat, leaving the rest of the bathroom dripping and hoping nobody saw me go in there.
3rd grade. Every year the third grade class would do a little skit about the first Thanksgiving, pilgrims, indians, etc. Afterwards, the class would eat Thanksgiving dinner together in the classroom. The teacher had a huge spread of turkey, corn, dressing, etc set up on a huge table at the front of the classroom. We drew numbers to see who got to go first, and I was #1. I walked up to grab a plate and it hit me. I was going to vomit. Before I could even turn my head I projective puked all over the food. I got to go home and the rest of the class had to eat in the cafeteria. I still hear about that one, 30 years later.
It's a great story one that you'll remember the rest of your life and the smile on your face that you can't explain to your wife.:D I would have laughed at the front door but that's just me.
During a varsity football game I got a concussion and started walking over to the other teams sideline. After fighting through the other teams bench players I knew something was wrong when the other teams cheerleaders were all around me and yelling. I then started to stumble back on the field when I decided to turn around and flip off the other team. Right after that the trainers and coaches ran out and escorted me to our sideline. The best part is all of this was caught on the game film so I had the joy of re-living this for the entire morning after with the whole team cracking jokes. I felt like a jackass.
This isn't so much embarrassing for me but it was for my older brother and parents. My brother actually wrote a college paper about this very subject. Anyway, I can't remember the name of the cartoon but the story goes that there was some kids in front of us throwing popcorn at each other. I very much wanted to join in and was bouncing up and down in my seat. Somehow I get turned around and my head gets stuck when the chair's bottom swings up. They said i was flailing around for 20 minutes until a movie attendant tried to help. Eventually they turned off the movie and turned on all the lights. My mom got so furious that she just grabbed me by my feet and pulled as hard as she could until I was freed. My brother said the looks on the crowds faces was priceless and he never went to another movie with me again. True story.
Was at "the great race" one year. It's a big bike/run/canoe and hangout afterwards thing. Pretty big event with thousands of people. My kids happened to be doing the canoe portion that year so I was there checking it out. My stomach was a little weird that morning. Had a little gas going on so I would venture downwind and let it rip when I felt applicable. Anyway they blow off this stupid cannon thing to start the day. Somehow I landed about 10 yards from the damn thing and had no idea it was going to go off. It literally scared the @$%& out of me. My fart turned into a big shart! I had white shorts on too. Looked behind me the best I could and yep.... I crapped my pants and it was evident. I walked the dreaded walk with my hand over my butt to the nearest bathroom (long way) and did the best I could. Went over by the canoe section and sat down until I saw my kids go. Then made the sprint to my truck. Got a lot of strange looks and chuckles.
I once got a rebound during a basketball game and forgot which side of the court I was on and power slammed the ball for the wrong team... we lost by 1 point. That was seriously embarrassing.
I've done that before but it was just a lay up shot and it didn't cost us the game. Still embarrassing though. But I can see how doing that then losing the game by 1 point would seriously add to the embarrassment factor. Haha
I was riding my bike home from the gym when I was about 13. It was rush hour traffic and I was riding on the shoulder of the road. I crossed over an intersection and somehow went off the road when the front end of my bike sunk into a mud puddle, causing me to literally go head over heels until I completely landed in the mud puddle in front of about 1000 people. I was as embarrassed as could be.
oh man.......LOL I was in the 6th grade.......it was the week long sleepover field trip to maine.....my first girlfriend....last night there we were all sitting by the campfire..i hadn't kissed her yet...and wanted to......all I could think about.....I finally tried to kiss her on the cheek......she pulled away...everyone laughed at me...I got up to run away....(remember me saying I was thinking about it?) didn't realize I was over excited about the event....I had the nickname "boner" for a few years......LOL yup laugh it up!!
