I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to watch Rambo (which was a dumb idea because Rambo just gets me pumped and I really needed to sleep). Anyway as I was sitting in my stand this morning, not seeing anything, random thoughts popped into my head... The one that caught my attention the most was the idea of hunting like Rambo and how Bad A** it would be... Picture this.... You are in your tree stand and a deer walks under your stand... You then leap out of your stand onto the deer's back... You then ride him/her to the ground killing it with a "Rambo" worthy knife.... ............... sorry it has been an unproductive morning.....
I have thought about this myself before. It's crazy the things you think of when your all alone in a tree for hours and hours. This has actually happened before. I am pretty big into wilderness survival and when taking a class in school about it (yes they had wilderness classes in college somehow) I learn about a guy (Tom Brown) who did this exact thing up in Northern Maine after going over a week without food. He did it from the ground though, not jumping out of a tree. He was raised by a Native American though and has spent more than half his life literally living in the woods so i would have to think the feat was a lot easier for him to accomplish than someone like us.
Instructions on how to kill a deer by hand: 1) Sneek up behind the deer. 2) If its a Buck give it a swift kick to the junk. If its a doe (well some of you are not allowed to sneek up behind female animals so we won't go there)...hahahaha 3) After kicking the buck in the junk he should be laying on the ground holding himself. At that point you want to give him a swift kick to the ribs...hopefully breaking a few and maybe causing a puncture of the lungs.. 4) Adjust your position behind the head and and get him in a rear naked choke...(if you don't know what this is look it up) and no it doesnt meen you are naked while doing the choke. Oh becareful and duck your head because if the buck is smart he might try to gouge your eyes with his antlers. 5) Once you have choked the life of of him you can then do what ever you need to do to dress him out..... Done correctly this should take less than 45 seconds to complete.
out of your 49 posts... this one is the best.... I dont even have to read the other 48 to know this. LMAO
Nothing better than watching a friend go "hand to hand" with a deer for the first time. It rarely disappoints.
"SWIFT KICK IN THE JUNK" I just spit my drink all over my pc, the rest of the day I am going to be picturing a dude kicking a deer in the nads
I actually have an outstanding bet of a $1,000 to enact the feat of jumping out of a tree to kill a deer with a knife. There's no time limit on me completing it, so I still have a chance. I'm thinking if I make it to 80+ years of age, this would be a hell of a way to go out.
I really need to start thinking about more interesting things while in the stand... All i think of is how stinking cold and uncomfortable I am sitting up there and WTF am I doing sitting in a tree at *insert time here* and where the are the deer. (background: I'm a new hunter and have been in the woods 7 times and only seen a deer my first time out and I am sitting in a $60 single person ladder stand)
Glad to brighten up your days... Now...whos going to be the first one to post a picture of kicking a deer in the junk....and no pics of kicking a dead deer in the junk....it has to be alive....hahahahaha
If that happens then use a distractor like a shin scrape with the heel of your foot so make sure you wear some good boots. Then hoof peel to break the choke lock. Extend out his leg and put him in a reverse kamora. Applied right you will here a pop in the sholder or elbow joint. Achieve the mount position and then finish him off with a cross collar choke. What ever you do, don't allow him to tap out....
I didn't see any referance to said knife having been tied to a tree branch. Which John (Rambo) did.... Here Piggy Piggy Piggy.....I love the ''movies''!!!!!!
