The waiting room was full with sick and injured people,the atmosphere was glum and no won was talking you know how it is ,waiting for your name to be called out to see your doctor,BOREING I sat there patiently leg twitching with anticipation when a very strong pain formed deep in my lower stomach, OH NO Lent into my partner and whispered I'm gunner fart. DONT she whispered back and without further are do the room filled with a long screeching clatter made worse by the plastic chair i was sitting on . Before i could say anything the misses up and ***** slapped me muttering your just like your old man. Now when ever I'm in a spot i use humor as my choice of weapon and said to the half laughing and half stunned crowed that if anyone found it could they pick it up and return it to me and i left the room after the misses who was waiting by the car and refused to go back in. Was she over the top?How would you have handled this?We all fart don't we?
HAHAHAHAHAHA Great stuff!!!! I farted in a movie theater and thought that it was still going to be a loud scene and right when I did it everything went quite!!!!! She got a little embarrassed. Lol. It was a very full theater as well which made it all the better. I had roughly 20 people looking at me! haha
Do what you like. I'd view it as a total lack of respect (doing it in my wife's presence.....or anyone else's). But, that's just me. I've been married for 7 yrs.. And, I've never "let one fly" (purposely) in her presence (nor has she, in mine). I've actually never even heard her pass gas in 8.5yrs. Everyone's different.
You've never once performed the "dutch oven"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My mistake was to get her to finally do it in front of me just once so I could laugh at her! lol. That was a mistake cuz now its never ending lol. And it shouldnt be disrespectful its natural and you should be able to do it. Its not disrespectful in my eyes.
geez 8.5 years are you kidding me? let it be man for the love of god didnt you read that book everybody poops?
Wow, it took the wife approximately 3 months to let it rip and she hasn't looked back since. I treat my wife like my best friend and I blow some serious *** around all of my friends. I've actually had conversations with friends and came to the conclusion that if a couple doesn't fart in front of each other their relationship doesn't last. I guess you're the exception.
I guess we're weird. Don't know.....or care...lol. Don't get me wrong.....I was in a relationship once, where this was NOT the case! I wouldn't pass gas in a work setting (unprofessional). I wouldn't do it in Church (disrespectful). Not saying anyone else is wrong....believe me. Had a buddy tell me once..."Jeff...I realized I was 'settled-in-married' this morning. I was shaving, and she came in and took a ****". I can't imagine!....lol I don't suppose we'll ever be "settled-in". That's fine.
i say let it fly. early in the relationship you gotta make it funny and announce to the world that you are gonna do it. now i can just let em rip! i would be soooooooooooooooo sick if i didnt. if you cant tell i do it a lot. her's usually arent too bad, but when they are omgosh!!!!!!!! had a guy at work tell me it was gross and that when he has to he goes to the restroom... i guess i would find it weird if i was peeing and some dude just stepped in, crapped his pants and then left.... laughing as i write this! gosh how old am i??? three or four.
This would be kinda awkward but at the same time slightly funny. And GMMAT I see where your coming from. I wouldn't do it at church if i could by all means help it. If not I release slowly and at work it just depends who is around. I just dont see how you havent heard your wife fart in 8.5 years. I here mine at least every other day. At least I know shes comfortable around me.
Farting is NOT a team sport. Honestly, it's something you should do in private or tactfully..... like walk to an obscure corner or hallway to vent yourself. Usually only middle school kids are enthralled with farting exibitions in public. An hon est accident is one thing.... but announcing it first to your wife was probably where you went wrong. LOL She wasn't feeling the love at that moment. LOL AND, in answer to your question... NO, farts are not suppose to be sticky. God I hate it when GMMAT and I agree. LOL
i only hold back at the dinner table... me and my two boys go to war after we have chili or some other fart inducing meal... farts are always funny...
I'm with you, there, Jeff. If someone is gonna art, let it be so. As far as dropping the deuce, that is to be done in private, not with your partner in the room. I've had to do the business with 60 other men in the same room, many doing the same thing, NO STALLS; from droppin' to sloppin'. That was what is was, however, I don't want to picture my partner doing the deed, or vise versa.
Its great to here that others find farting funny,As far as slipping into a out of the way corner to drop one is not for me,taking control and letting it out quietly only doubles the stench but if i let it fly i find its just all noise and its over,rather than having the room engulfed in an unwelcome fume and everyone is looking around to find the culprit.
at work I take to crop dusting the office when I've got a bad case of it... that is highly satisfying for some reason
