He moved in with the neighbors four doors down the street, quit his job, shaving and wearing Toms, and as of yet hasn't figured out how to steal Wifi .
I can picture him and the boys playing corn-hole in the front yard, with a can of Ole Milwaukee's best lite in one hand, chewing on an unlit Swisher sweet tiperello, snake dodging through that tall grass clad in a barbecue stained wife beater and camo cargo shorts all the while wearing knee high white socks and a pair of day glo green crocs!
An amusing picture for sure, but doubtful...you saw his Toms, beige crocs, maybe. The radio silence would at least favor Momma's needing more tendin' to.
Was hoping to hear from hooker by now. I hope everything is okay. Childbirth is usually pretty routine, but things can go wrong. Did he say they were anticipating a caesarean?
We had our beautiful baby girl on the morning of May 21st. All went well. I just don't post much outside of work, and this is my first morning back at the office since. Except for a bit of reflux the past 2 nights, both the wife and my girl are doing great. It was pretty great being able to take off 2 weeks to spend time together as a new family. It was hard coming to the office this morning.
Thanks guys! It is a pretty amazing feeling when you get to look into your child's eyes for the first time. Oh, and it has already begun...
Congrats hooker. It's definitely awesome. They grow up fast. My son is almost 5 months old. Feels like he was born yesterday.