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Do You Raise The Toilet Seat When You Pee?

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Do You Raise The Seat When You Pee?

  1. Yes

    40 vote(s)
    76.9%
  2. No

    12 vote(s)
    23.1%
  1. chopayne

    chopayne Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Honestly. I was at a McDonalds, I sat down, it smelled funny in the bathroom. I noticed poop on the seat so I wipe it off and sit down. Doing my business, I suddenly realize, all the walls are smeared with ****. I washed my hands and had a 2800 calorie McDonalds meal. Looking back, I should've been more disgusted.

    Another time, public restroom, Tajikistan. I was doing Hash Harrier Run, middle of a public park in a third world country, I had to poop. Found the restroom, already outside the flies were buzzing, it's kind of a big bathroom and I finally find the toilets. No doors, these are squatters, I notice mounds of poop on all the other squatters and find the one either with or without any poop in it. I do my business, don't wash my hands since there is nowhere to do it and get back to running. Literally squatting down, I see mounds of poop stacked across from me, and beside me. That's how I remember it, im pretty sure my mind is exaggerating it.
     
  2. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    So I am not the only one who thought you were a pu$$y.

    We should do a poll:)

    I'll take my vacation now also. Have a great summer everyone:)
     
  3. SPOTnSTALK

    SPOTnSTALK Grizzled Veteran

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    Elegant
     
  4. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    And factual, 4 out 5 bowhunting.com water cooler members agree, you were the 5th
     
  5. dnoodles

    dnoodles Legendary Woodsman

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    my bathroom toilet seats are up by default. You need to squat, lower the seat. On your way up, raise it. It's really the only way to keep it clean.

    Yes, my wife is on board with this. She would just generally prefer I use the other bathroom.

    In public I won't touch any fixture with my bare skin if I can help it. I am a devout germophobe.
     
  6. SPOTnSTALK

    SPOTnSTALK Grizzled Veteran

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    Go on..
     
  7. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    I can't, in my younger days I could come up with more stuff, but I have wasted enough of bowhunting.com's disk space and my bandwidth on you.

    Viva la Tony!!!!!!!
     
  8. dprsdhunter

    dprsdhunter Grizzled Veteran

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    I seriously doubt you need an explanation
     
  9. SPOTnSTALK

    SPOTnSTALK Grizzled Veteran

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    Correct, back on topic.
     
  10. tacklebox

    tacklebox Grizzled Veteran

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    OK, you should really just leave Tony out of any of your future comments here.
     
  11. tacklebox

    tacklebox Grizzled Veteran

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    gltomp Grizzled Veteran

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    ^^^ This ^^^
     
  13. JLS

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    This^^^^ I always raise the seat .

    We own a small store in the middle of nowhere and try to keep our public bathroom spotless . If caught not raising the seat , you will not use our bathroom again ......... some of the looks we get when we tell them no , never again are priceless :lol:
     
  14. smctitan

    smctitan Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Always lift. In public I use my foot. I just know how awful it is in an emergency if I go in and there's piss all over the seat.

    Germs comments made me laugh.


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  15. SPOTnSTALK

    SPOTnSTALK Grizzled Veteran

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    Bank on it.
     
  16. BJE80

    BJE80 Legendary Woodsman

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    Seat up. Use foot if I need to.


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    Several years ago , we had a family that passed through town every other weekend . They were a large family and it took them 2 vehicles to make the trip . We were always friendly to them and had even helped them with some vehicle problems at no charge .

    One sunday they stopped in , like clockwork , and one of them decided that they needed to take a dump in one of the cabinet drawers . That was the nastiest mess I had ever had to clean up . As I had no clue which one was responsible , when they showed up 2 weeks later , I banned them all from using it .

    Most of them started arguing but one of them slipped out of the store pretty quick ..... wasn't too hard to figure out which one was guilty . They had waited to get to our nice clean bathroom just to find out that they would have to travel another 35 miles to the next public bathroom :whip:
     
  18. tacklebox

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    [​IMG]

    But thanks that'd be super!
     
  19. dprsdhunter

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    Seat up........but I enjoy just walking out the back door and letting er rip
     
  20. tacklebox

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    Off the second story deck.... just because I can
     

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