That "Hover method" caused you to once crap in your grunt tube.... remember the taste? Plop you butt down and don't pick it afterward until you've had a chance to wash. LOL
Famous story... Back on topic...you guys are all pansies. Its all psychological. Germs can go right through or around TP and get on your *** just as fast as if you just sat on the seat. It makes no difference.
Correct but its clear these folks are not thinking clearly and live in a fantasy world. I laugh at them and their tender and soft "in fear" life styles.
Nope! Folks that live in fear that their butt cheek is going to touch something that will some how enter their blood stream and that are put at ease by the robust barrier that is toilet paper deserve my scorn and ridicule. You have brought this upon yourself and the laughter is at your expense and is hearty. I couple it with shaking my head from side to side. I wish you could see me. At times I even point at the screen, throw my head back and laugh at you guys. Dont take it personally.
You sir have your wits about you while all around us have lost theirs. Perhaps I will fashon a pair of gloves out of TP to protect me. Maybe a suit of TP when I am cleaning the basement.
Yes I also TP the seat. There is something about walking around with other peoples fecal matter on my arse that just doesn't sound good to me. And yes I also wash my hands after. So do you guys like when you feel that cold drip of piss that someone left you on the seat that you did not see on the inner edge? TP would have notified you of the fecal miss before you even sat down.
I wipe it off with a wet towel before i sit. For all those that don't look up a Lil disease called Mersa(not sure if that's the correct Spelling). My buddies kid got it from a toilet seat according to their doctor Sent from my LG-E739 using Tapatalk 2
Everyone knows that sitting in someone else's ##s matter or puddle of piss is the true measure of manhood. I guess next time I have to deuce in a public bathroom I'll find the dirtiest one and plop right down. At least I'll know I will walk away a real man.
Yes, there are only a few hearty souls such as we that dont live in abject fear of the potty. We the strong and bold scoff at those lilly white arses that cower in fear of the toilet. I pitty them. Those of us with sufficient visual ability to spot a toilet seat not covered in filth and better yet, the super human ability to dry a wet one with that most powerful of shields (which I contend in sufficient layers could be weaponized by the military) The almighty TP. You pansies make my laugh a hearty BWAHAHAhahahahahahahaha.
Thank you for your kind comments. LOL Perhaps we should start a "Just Squat and dump it " thread. I remember many a morning just laughing my butt off watching the dinks go through their morning constitutionals. My boys would be all hunkered down in full battle gear as these villagers came to life, walked out on the paddy dikes, pulled their panties to the side and dumped it in the rice paddies. After breakfast they'd be out in the paddies walking on their crap and planting rice. You had to laugh. It was a beautiful moment I tell ya.
We don't have public toilets in the YOOP - there are tarpaper outhouses or the woods and we use newspaper - it is mUcH more saNITary and the ink bleed hides the skidmarks to!
If you think having someone feces on you makes you a man than someone steered you terribly wrong. Its common self cleanliness which is part of having some self pride and helping stop the spreading of sicknesses. I can see getting dirty,greasy or rodding a sewer with sewer water saturated gloves on being manly but not intentionally sitting in someones feces when I have a choice not to. Now that you are all crappy pants and you go home and sit on your toilet and pass on all your fecal joy on to your wife and kids..nice.The only explanation I can think of why you do this is you must of been left too long as a kid in crappy diapers therefore it does not bother you.
Yes I do and rancid some dude here at work had gotten crabs they claim from a toilet seat. It pisses me off when I see the old dudes like yourself who don't wash their hands. :-)~
I don't even use those paper rings if they offer them but then I reall don't go into nasty bathrooms in the first place.
