Bunch of Sallys! I hate to tell you, but there's a good chance that your fridge at home has more bacteria in it.
I have a procedure. 1. Find the "best" looking toilet of the ones available and one that is not directly beside one already in use. 2. Flush toilet 3. TP the seat 4. TP the bowl -- just because the toilet was flushed doesn't mean its clean water down yonder.
Holy smokes! What a ritual. But I’ll bet you handle paper money and even sometimes hold a bill in your mouth from time to time as you sort it or your hands are full with other stuff and never think twice about where that money has been but your butt cheeks have to be shielded from some unseen boogey man.
Yup, just think of how many of them bills have been down some strippers butt crack.......... talk about exposure to open sores
I pad the seat like an Ospry makes a nest. I'm cushioned and protected every time. Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2
Actually for the record strip clubs typically reuse their $1.00 bills so very few leave the place unless a patron carries them out. Just saying. Sent from my SCH-I500 using Tapatalk
These folks will worry about their butt cheeks touching something (as if their butt cheeks are used for things in daily life that requires such obsessive tactics) yet things they normally touch without any regard for sanitation escapes them. Like Money. http://www.environmentalhealthnews.org/ehs/newscience/2011/08/2011-0817-paper-money-bpa They believe it makes sense to pad a toilet seat but then handle door knobs without a second thought. The dirtiest thing in the rest room is something you touch with your hands yet they worry about their butt cheeks. Then they shake hands with people and never give it a second thought. Just like they will grab a shopping cart handle, hand rail, gas pump handle, public key pads and mice, Elevator buttons and escalator handles but they wont build a pseudo barrier from toilet paper. People are funny
If in the rare case I feel like Finch from American Pie and cant' hold it anymore, I'll crap in a public restroom. I'll use the hover method like mentioned. I'll unroll a good 10 feet of TP untill I get to what is safe to assume a chunk that nobody has touched. When I leak in a urinal i'll stand a good 3 feet from it and launch upwards to hit my target. My privates and other peoples privates really don't need to be anywhere near eachother.
I pad big time at work. I work in a government building. These people leave #2 where ever they see fit. Sorry if that was to much info. Mike Sent from my iPhone
Ditto. And then I'll clean as best I can with PT and a little soap/water, then I go bare arse. I prefer the grip. TP make my arse want to side into the toilet and pinches my cheeks together. Much like when your arse is wet from a pool or shower or just sweaty. Why do I feel like I've said to much.
Flush first and then hover. If I need to take a deuce so bad that I need to use a public restroom, it isnt taking long to come rolling out so hovering is the way to go and it works the quads for elk season. Beware though.....hovering increases the vertical distance from sphincter to water thus increasing the chance of splashback and reinforcing the need for flushing before pushing.
