:d None of that "Sissy Stuff " Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Starbucks! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are lotting something naughty that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much w orse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8.. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off! This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! ***************************************************************************************************************** Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth. *****************************************************************************************************************
