Dear Thunder Chickens, I thought the speed dating went very well this morning. Guys and gals all showed up, but unfortunately we had to cut the event short. To make it up to you, we're gonna make sure there are more ladies, hotter ladies, and we're gonna get them drunk! Oh, that stick that flew through the air this morning? That was nothing. We had a slight fight in the media tent this morning and someone threw a microphone stand. I assure you, nothing to worry about.
