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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by konrad, Dec 11, 2010.

  1. konrad

    konrad Weekend Warrior

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    Dear Santa

    Please send me a new Bear Carnage bow with Hogg Father sights and a gross of Easton FMJ arrows to match, a Winchester Model 70 bolt action rifle with 4-12 power Leupold scope and 1000 rounds of 7mmWSM ammunition, a new 4 wheel drive Doge truck with ten years fuel on a prepaid card, pay off my home mortgage, send me the deed to 500 acres of prime whitetail country (close by) tax free, cover all of my family’s medical expenses for all time and please send me a monthly check to cover any other things that may come up.

    If you have any problems working these requests into you and the elf’s budget, feel free to send the bill to my great-grand children.



    There are a lot of things I would like right now and one would think by looking at Washington, this is the way it should work.
     
  2. Fitz

    Fitz Legendary Woodsman

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    Here you go Konrad...

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  3. konrad

    konrad Weekend Warrior

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    I almost gagged on my coffee, laughing!
    Maybe that was your plan.

    Am I that bad???
     
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    Figured I would help you out a little bit :tu:
     
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    I almost signed on with a new screen name "St. Nick" :D
     

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