So I was over on another site and they posted a link to an Anti site. So I humored myself and read all that garbage they wrote. However, I stumbled across their humor page and I must admit, I got a pretty good chuckle out of them. Here is one Joe, an avid hunter from New York, decided that life in New York could not provide the outdoor milieu he was yearning for. So he moved to Alaska where he bought a small cabin in the wilderness and made a real effort to just live off the land. His extended New York family became a little worried about him after a few years and decided go pay him a visit. The whole tribe squeezed around his table and he proudly served them his "Thawed out frozen moose fat a la Juneau" concoction. His guests were less than totally thrilled but tried to make the best of it. When one of Joe's aunts complained about the apparently unclean dishes, Joe shrugged and explained "that's as clean as cold water gets them." For breakfast the next morning Joe proudly served them an omelet made with four-year old eggs- from his last trip to the general store 500 miles down the road. Again the topic of dirty dishes was raised which Joe again dismissed with "that's as clean as cold water gets them." This became a standard part of each meal. Every time the unclean state of the dishes came up-Joe dismissed it with "that's as clean as cold water gets them." On the last evening just before his guests were ready to leave there is a scratching at the door and a big sloppy, drooling mutt walks in and lies down by the fireplace. Joe beamed and called out to his family, "Hey, I'd like all of you to meet my best friend, Coldwater."
So, the antis were making fun of sustenance living ? Like it's a bad thing ? What is wrong with these people ? Dont they realize that living in a dirty city, hunting at shop-rite, drinking fluoride contaminated city water, breathing toxic fumes from vehicles, buildings and factories, buying ONLY high end designer clothing that looks like it was patched together by a drunken seamstress and going to bars every night is not the ONLY way of living ? This kind of thing really gets me ramped up.
