What an amazing man beyond the memes and one liners. They were pretty good though. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat. Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire. Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who." On the 7th day, God rested. Then, Chuck Norris took over. His persona will live on for a long time.
dayum ! .... 86yrs young ... what a life he had .... I'll bet he gave the grim reaper one hell of a fight ... RIP Mr. Norris ....
