I am requesting your services ASAP! I went to the golf course to do a few things this morning. I was walking around and noticed there was no bag in the garbage can. So I grab one and go to put it in and in the bottom of the can there was a possum! He kind of looked like this..... At this point I urinated in my pants. So I did the only rational thing. I grabbed my hockey helmet, gloves, .22, and a 7 iron. I tipped the can over and he didn' come out! I smacked it a bunch of times with the 7 iron and nothing. I walked around to the front (60 yards away) and thought better of shooting it because there was an outside chance of shooting my john deere tractor. So I just left. I went in panic mode picked up my toys and went home. The can is outside the workshop so I'm hoping he will no longer be there tommorow. If he happens to be there I will fly you to NY. All expense paid trip. I'll even buy you a new flashlight weapon.
