Attack submarine USS Illinois appears in Chicago Name a awesome fighting machine after a state that refuses to allow citizens weapons to defend themselves...Should rename the Submarine USS Give up http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/18862735/attack-submarine-uss-illinois-appears-in-chicago Pet piranha bites off toddler's fingertip This has dumbazz parenting written all over it. http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/18858121/pet-piranha-bites-off-toddlers-fingertip Cops collect guns, another teenager killed Another exercise in ignorance collect the guns from those that will not use them and empower the criminals that will. Smart very smart.... http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/18864566/cops-collect-guns-another-teenager-killed Police warn residents of Lincoln Park burglaries http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/18862567/police-warn-residents-of-lincoln-park-burglaries No description of burglar would be needed.....One well placed shot.