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Celibacy

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  1. GMMAT

    GMMAT Grizzled Veteran

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    What is Celibacy?

    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
    circumstances.

    While attending a "Just-Married" Church weekend retreat, Walter and his wife,
    Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
    things that are important to each other.."

    He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

    Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered,...........................................'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, right?'

    And thus began Walter's life of celibacy....
     
    GMMAT, Jan 22, 2010
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  3. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    HAHA

    That one took a minute or so to sink in:)
     
    Germ, Jan 22, 2010
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  4. Txjourneyman

    Txjourneyman Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Jeff thats great! I just read it to my co-workers and everyone was laughing!
     
    Txjourneyman, Jan 22, 2010
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  5. Hooker

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    I'm ashamed to say, but I had to Google "Gold Medal-All-Purpose" to "get it".

    My mind was trying to make it a perverted joke.
     
    Hooker, Jan 22, 2010
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    Good one!
     
    BowHuntingFool, Jan 22, 2010
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    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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  8. Schultzy

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    Me too hook but I'm not ashamed to say It. :cool:
     
    Schultzy, Jan 22, 2010
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  9. virginiashadow

    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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  10. Jim_IV

    Jim_IV Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I too had to google it


    Now that I get it, it's funny:D
     
    Jim_IV, Jan 22, 2010
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