I heard a deer fart last year. A big doe was under my stand pigging out on acorns before shooting time and she ripped a big one. Never heard that before.
I would have probably fell out of the stand laughing. Nothing like a well timed fart to bring me to tears laughing.
when a deer sneezes that scares the crap out of you because you're not expecting it! I wonder if a deer burps?
I had a little spike come running up to an apple tree that I was watching. He got about 10 yards from the tree and he screeched to a stop, probably realizing that he should be a little bit cautious. As he stood there, he started licking his lips and actually started to drool!