AP: Sources close to the Comedy Central Network have indicated that they have declined contract renegotiations with world famous puppet "Special Ed," in lieu of an emerging star, "Special Shed." Special Ed, a 10 year veteran with the network, isn't harboring any hard feelings, as he doesn't feel that his legacy could possibly be threatened by the network's replacement, who he feels is a complete jackass. "He sucks! Yayyyy!!!!" At an impromptu press conference held late Saturday night, Ed simply thanks his fans for their support, and told reporters that he "Loves Jello and Air Bud! Yayyyyyy!"
Fran That is hitting way below the belt !! I am outraged !!! No way in hell I like Air Bud. I am an Ole Yellar kind of guy. I'm working with Justin as we speak so we all can have a shed hunting helmet like the one in the picture but with Bowhunting.com plastered on them. A must for the serious shedhunter. My yellow one is sooooo cool and much fancier then the regular Bowhunting.com beanies !!!! It will be a huge seller. You just got to be patient !! He promised me... he would make one 8 sizes bigger then normal to fit you head. Sadly in your case as cool as the Shed Helmet is... it just can't fix ugly or make your pathetic arse a better shed hunter !! If you want bigger shed numbers... I suggest Ebay. ;P Tim
My hat size is an XXXXL, just in case anyone feels like getting the King an awesome gift! They sell sheds on ebay???!?
Apparently, nobody else thought that was even remotely amusing, except for me, you and Tim (a.k.a. "Special Shed"). LMAO
5 stars. Timmy, when you getting out again? I think we've got one more weekend here before the snow melts off.
