BH.com's thread of confessions

This happened just 20 mins ago. In an hour and a half I will be getting snipped. To avoid having to endure watching someone shaving my boys I decided to do it myself. Since it was such a nice day (37 degrees), I figured it would be less messy just to do it outside, so I venture out on my back deck equipped with nothing but a t shirt and a beard trimmer. I got the job done with no unexpected visitors, although the dog seemed baffled as to what was happening.

The many benefits of living in the country.

 

You must be a St. Loser fan?

 

I now have an unwanted visual in my head, thanks

 

A lot less surface area to shave in those temps as well which makes the job more efficient.

 

Thought you'd like that..

 

I've had to lie to my wife this week while secretly planning her surprise 30th birthday party. Luckily it's tomorrow and I don't have much longer to keep it all straight.

 

I am secretly excited that my wife is going to the womens final four in Indianapolis the next 5 days.......the kids and I are going to be eating the worst meals known to man and relaxing! hahaha

 

In the movie theater with 5 10 year old girls about to watch hop and we are all wearing bunny ears.

 

me and my 2.5 year old are going tomorrow. I would consider this a good confession though.

 

I took a crap yesterday. One of those high pressure superior velocity ones. Lets just say I had a good feeling I destroyed the underside of the seat. Upon reviewing the situation (after cleaning myself after the incident) I had visual confirmation. Crap everywhere. Stuck to side of toilet, under seat, probably had some stuck to my ass too. So I left it. Almost like leaving your stamp or trademark. Not sure who, how or what happened by then and the time I got home from work, but it was clean as a whistle.

 

I sometimes post things on this forum, just to cause trouble. There, I feel better.

 

I took a bubble bath last night.

 

Alone?

 

Well...no.

We did learn, however, that you do not need to put half the bottle of bubble bath soap into the jacuzzi. I thought I was going to drown from bubbles. Like seriously. I couldn't breathe.

 

How can you claim this is a confession? :p

It would be like me "confessing" on here that I bowhunt.

 

i apologize in advance as this does not involve pooh,two years ago when i shot my first deer with my bow i said I shot it at 42 yards on the other site when in reality it was 52 yards to keep from being pounded by the ethics police for taking what some consider an unethical shot.

 

My new bass boat has taken up a lot of my time, and not left much for shed hunting this year. I have a feeling this will end up hurting me this fall.

There have been a lot of homes being robbed in our county (3 on my road alone). I'm sleeping with a Remington 870 12 guage loaded by my bed. I can't wait until these idiots are caught.

 

I'm a bowhunting virgin...

 

I hear all the time on this forum (and have heard for years) how great everyone shoots. I'm sure we have some great shooters among us. But, I've personally hosted at least 4 forum members who've completely whiffed (some, more than once) shots on game.

I've missed a few times.