This is the thread to confess all your transgressions, misdeeds, misconduct, errors, embarrassments, or acts of sexual deviance. It is good for the soul to lift certain burdens off one's chest. No judgement shall be made within the confines of this thread. I'll get things started. Last night, as my wife worked late, I hippy danced throughout my house, barefoot and shirtless, to Phish. I recently found myself with tears in my eyes as I watched a move starring Joshua Jackson. After 3 hours of failed attempts to install a shower rod, I finally snapped, kicked the rod, stormed outside to pout and drink my worries away. My wife then walked into the bathroom and installed the rod within 30 seconds. Whew, I feel better. Anybody else?
i ate a small bowl of chips last night after my dinner... supposed to be losing weight put a bad shot (wounded) a nice buck this yr (same day i shot my doe), and didnt post publicly on bh.com (did tell a few people on here) and never found it after three hard days of looking. went back this spring and no bones.... put three dealships in a bidding war vs each other, knowing i was going with a fourth, just to see what price they would come up with nope i feel worse (about the buck) shoulda told yall earlier... sorry!
At last weekend's Deer and Turkey Classic, I stopped at the booth with the bowfishing slingshots. There was a video camera going and Chief AJ (the slingshot expert) starts talking to the video camera about how 'Christine is a great shot and a 'pro' with gun, bow and slingshot' blah, blah, blah.... and he hands me his slingshot with the new bands that you can use a release with.. He gives me a release, ....one of those thumb release dealies. I've never used one before and I'm confused. I manage to clip it on the band.... Draw the arrow back in the sling shot..... and then I let go of the entire release. Arrow flies one way, release smacks my hand and flies off another way. All captured on film. That's me.... the pro. bwahahahahaha!!!
I tried to cook black beans for the first time today and I couldn't follow directions a four year old could follow.
I'll confess for JimBuckhunter. I watched him miss bighead carp after bighead carp. He could hit fish smaller than popcans... but a 20lb fish... Forget it. Virginiashadow, have you mastered jello yet?
like the name tag, thats pretty good john! For me sometimes I walk out and start my truck in my boxer briefs, only because it's darker out in the morning right now and then go in and get dressed for work... I guess I do things backwords sometimes.
M'am, I tried to make Jello a few months ago for my kids....BAD. I added to much or too little of something and it came out like a watered down blob of whatever.
I cooked baked beans for dinner a couple nights ago,then I turned down the heat so my wife would have her head under the covers.
Let's see... Going to the city last Saturday to spend the day with Barb and Britney. The plan was to suffer through their shopping so I could go to Cabelas. We got done with their shopping and Britney wanted to check out the pet store in the mall. Something we do " everytime " to please Britney. We go in I am worried a little since we had to put Bandit down a couple weeks ago. I am doing a fast scan of the puppies hoping they have nothing that is cute that Britney or Barb would like. I check all the glass cages but one and don't see anything that might catch their eye. The last glass cage is up high so I am not too worried about it. There are two pups in there and the one I can see is a fat faced thing. I am thinking... yes now on to Cabelas. Then the second puppy raised it head and before I could catch myself I blurted out " Oh no !!! " when I should just thought it and kept walking. It was cute, cuddly and had them darn puppy begging eyes of take me home with you. Barb is like " What did you see ??". Britney is on her tip toes now peeking in the cage " mom look at this one it is so cute!! ". The sales girl comes running over through the crowd and offers to get it out. Needless to say we walked out with a new pup. If I would have just kept walking and kept my damned trap shut !!!!! I didn't even get to go to Cabelas cause they wanted to get the new pup home !!! Tim
I had a large limb come down and land on my incoming power line at my last house,,I got an 8 ft step ladder and a 2x4x6' and my high voltage gloves just in case. I climbed the ladder with the 2x4 and figured out I didnt need the board to reach up and lift off the limb. I laid the board on the ladder, reached up and shoved the heavy limb off the power line. It came down, smacked the board and sent it into a teeter totter motion. It smacked me upside the head knocked me off the ladder The side of my face felt crooked and after gaining my composer enough to stand up I had to go into house for a look in the mirror to see if my melon was crooked I now know how it feels to be hit with 2x4 upside the head :D Years ago was fishing with Father inlaw and 2 brother inlaws. I caught a monster yellow belly catfish and it had swallowed my hook. I didnt have my needle nose with me and my brother inlaw said just stick your finger up its gill and you can dislodge hook (heres your sign) Like a dumb butt I did it and got my finger snagged onto hook. The fish would go into a flopping fit and my finger would get hooked deeper. I had blood running down my arm and the Inlaws were laughing uncontroably Father inlaw finally had to cut catfishes head off and and cut hook in half that had come out another place in my finger. OK im stopping there!!
I have to sleep with a pillow between my legs. I have bad gas a lot I adjust my junk too often I have to pad any toilet seat that is not in my own house with TP before sitting down. When I think about you, I touch myself.
I hunt for antlers.... These days, 140 or lower and it walks.... If I want meat, I will shoot a doe. There, I said it
When I don't have a spitter in my truck I spit in the ash tray. It is removable and I dump it out when I'm done, but it is still pretty disgusting!
I have trouble assembling a package of Muzzys. My bow shop owner used to laugh at me about it, but he knew if I bought them, he was putting them together before I left. :D I'm the worlds worst shot with a pistol. Bar none.
