Dang... I think I could fill up all the storage space this website has with stupid stuff I've done... So, I'll just do one for now... it's kinda long. I look back at this and realize how stupid I was... to you younger guys, take this as an example of what NOT to do. So I was a freshman in college, living in the dorms on a shoestring budget because I was too proud to ask dad for any cash knowing that his question would be, "where did your money go?" and that I'd have to explain the few new cool "things" I had and how aluminum cans don't provide much return when you buy 30 of them liquid filled for $12. I had just joined a fraternity (which can lead into like 50 stupid stories but we'll catch those at a later date) and Cross Canadian Ragweed was playing at our frat house on a Saturday night. Knowing that I needed $10 for my Sig Ep party dues and $15 for pre-party (another retarded term) money I came up a with a brilliant plan. The local plasma bank offered $25 in cash for a plasma "donation." "Perfect", I think... maybe it won't take as much alcohol to do the trick I do it. I get my money and head straight to the "store" pick up my "soda pops" and head to the dorms. My neighbors in the dorms were shootin' Tequila across the hall and I decided to take part. A few shots and a couple beers and I was feeling GREAT! I met 3 girls that were going to the concert/party with me and we headed to the house around 10. A couple more beers and things began to head South in a hurry. My coordination and motor skills were diminishing quickly so I decided I was going to head back to the dorm room (about a 5 minute walk). I left the house at 1am (which was determined from a text message I sent when I left) and began the walk. At 1:45am one of the girls I had ridden with picked me up and somehow managed to get me to my room. I started puking. Then "somehow" my pants got all wet so apparently I removed them and passed out on the cold tile. Sometime after that I woke and decided it was time to get to bed. My clouded mind wrote the check and my body couldn't cash and I ended up knocked out after a stumble into the tile walled shower. Again, I came to and decided to try the bed thing again. My roommate (who was THRILLED at this point) had his bed closest to the bathroom and mine was on the other side. I walked for what felt like a mile (our dorm rooms were like 12' x 20' at best)and decided that I had to be close and tried to fall on the bed (bad idea # 1,237 for the night) turns out I was about a body length from the bed. My face hit the wood bed frame and then the tile floor. I pulled my buck naked body onto my bed and passed out. My face was as bloody as could be and I was completely naked laying on top of my bed when two of the girls that had gone with me walked in about 4am to make sure I was alright. There I was completely nude and bloody... I haven't lived that down to this day and probably never will. Man what an IDIOT I was!!
Dubbya's Stupid Adventures - Stories to Come 1. Making fun of the Aggie "Yell" in a Texas A&M bar called the Ptarmigan (P-Tar) Bar 2. $1 to the forehead or $2 to throw a "hook" 3. Don't drink and drive! Ride your bike! 4. Ask a cop to play "strip poker!" 5. Night Golf in the Mosquito Village and many, many more.
Ha Ha,, Dubya.. DOH!!! :d Loved the story especially about you refering to the young fellows Dude m your still a pup :d :d j/k OK Dub, were waiting on story #1 !!
