Best things in life

Haha, you caught me


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Wife and I cut out of work early to take advantage of the windy weather. As much as I like my alone time it’s nice to spend time doing something we both enjoy.




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I do the same but with almonds.

 

Going to try to get out of the office at noon (realistic 1:30-2:00) Grandson will be at the lake today with no guests this weekend. I will be on the pontoon by 4:00, going to be a great night.

 

Finally... We have 0 plans this weekend. What an insanely busy summer so far.

Have 2 pork tenderloins I'm going to smoke tomorrow while I declutter and clean the garage.

 

We are going to daughters. She is hosting a get together with hubbys sister and brother in law. He hasn't seen her in over 10 yrs.

 

I have a sister that i would not mind not seeing for 10 years.

 

I went to Napa to try to get spark plugs for my Johnson. I parked and there was a beautiful 60's convertible camero orange with the black stripes. I went in and got my stuff and was walking out of the store the same time as the young lad that owns the car. I am a smart ass and I got to throw a joke out there I have waiting to deploy. I said to the guy nice Trans AM, he gave me the weirdest look.

 

I thought there were blue pills for a johnson?

 

So dorky but I laughed

 

His entire family moved to Texas...they are here on vacation his family(her husband)lives here.
I have a sister I haven't spoken to in 20 yrs. I will tolerate disrespect only a short time, I cut her loose.

 

Off work early and heading to the farm for the weekend. I stopped at the grocery store and on the way out I did something my dad does all the time fir chits and giggles. Their were 8 people walking in from the parking lot so I quickly looked up in the sky and looked back at the crowd walking in to see how many were looking up, all 8 of them. Lol. Suckers.

 

Evidently there is a spark plug shortage now.

 

I know right everybody knows the difference between a penis and an outboard, those Mercury owners are strange.

 

After years of abuse, one won't start no matter how much you crank it and the other is your boat motor

 

I have to say I am honored today. My wife and I got invited to the neighbors grandson's birthday party. They come over when ever they are at Grandmas house one gives me crap about the Packers, I give it right back because as I told the kid I am not going to be nice just because you are in a wheel chair, the other is really into rocks and well my wife has made our house into a rock museum. It is nice to be included, like we are fringe family.

 

Is that some kind of high blood pressure joke?

 

Both are prone to failure when either is used is is typically going from idle to full throttle.

 

Thats about as Sota of a statement as I've ever seen. Probably should put that one in your signature. Lol!