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  1. Cablebob

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    I learned this on my own when I was somewhere between the age of 6 and 8.

    I thought it was common knowledge. I guess I will have to start having this conversation with people after a few minutes.

    "So... you know not to pee directly into the urinal right?"
    ....
    "Just angle it off to one side or the other. Dealers choice."

    However, if the urinal has standing water in it, you must try and make as much foam as possible. Good luck.
     
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    I think you are obligated to foam up any standing water before you can aim for the cigarette butts with tobacco in them still.
     
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    I like to wait until there is other ppl at the urinal and stand behind them and pee at their back as I encourage them to hurry.
     
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    I don't care how much splatter back I get. When I see this in the urinal I pee as hard as I can, straight shot. It's sterile anyway, just stinks a lil bit


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    Don't play with it son...always take your work seriously.:tongue:
     
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  9. Western MA Hunter

    Western MA Hunter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I can't believe I just read every comment in this post... and will probably come back for more! haha
     
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    Never pass on the first day something you would shoot in the last day
     
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    If you hunt with dirty hunters you are just as dirty
     
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    I shot it cuz if I didn't my neighbor would have. Is the single stupidest sentence a dedicated bow hunter can say
     
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    If your forced to eat $h!t it's best not to nibble
     
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    Never believe anything you read online
     
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    If your hose is short and your pressure weak stand up close or you will wet yer feet!


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    Since some "people" are confused on which restroom to use, little piss on your pant leg might draw the deer in. After all they go to scraps to smell pee. But it has been fun reading.
     
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    Any advice on how not to splash p on your boots when also going #2 in the woods?
     
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    Good question
     
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    to quote Offspring...
    You gotta keep 'em separated!
    Go #1 standing first, then go#2 (squatted per usual)
     
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    Usually if I have to go #2 in the woods, I can't hold the #2 while going #1... I'll end up pooping myself.


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