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Best advice I ever got

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  1. blinginpse

    blinginpse Weekend Warrior

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    Just remember every guys hand you shook has touched 1 at some point or another. So fists bump it is
     
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    blinginpse, Jul 21, 2017
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  3. Hatfield Hunter

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    Don,t eat yellow snow up here
     
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    Sounds like the next great piece of advice after don't pee uphill or upwind.
     
    Hunter Bob, Jul 21, 2017
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    Every time I had the this joke it the Texan with foot in the fire. Northerns can't take the heat to be the punchline in this joke. And no, I am not from Texas. Texas makes this joke's punchline better.


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    cantexian, Jul 21, 2017
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  6. Innovative Outdoorsman

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    Everybody know yanks are tougher then rebs. The war proved that long ago. :poke:
     
    Innovative Outdoorsman, Jul 22, 2017
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  7. SharpEyeSam

    SharpEyeSam Legendary Woodsman

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    Great KingPin reference!
     
    SharpEyeSam, Jul 22, 2017
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    Thanks best laugh I had today!
     
    farmer rick, Jul 22, 2017
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    grommel Die Hard Bowhunter

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    When I nod my head, you hit it!!
     
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    I do know one thing in an airport my junk is cleaner than any surface in the restroom.
     
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    If you don't know how to aim...
     
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    I always wash my hands BEFORE I touch my junk and then pee... makes more sense to me


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    I think I found my new signature line.....
     
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    That **** is cleaned in the morning and tucked in clean underwear.... sealed by pants and a belt. It's practically hypoallergenic


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    Nice, holy crap!!!!! What about that (Holy Crap)??????
     
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    Remember a variation of that every time you kiss a girl
     
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    blinginpse Weekend Warrior

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    Oh I know lol
     
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    I kiss my wife only have not had to worry about that in years:(
     
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    Good Gawd this thread just made my afternoon at work more tolerable.
     
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