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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by 1st Time Hunter, Oct 16, 2013.

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  1. Van

    Van Weekend Warrior

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    Sorry guys.
     
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  3. Tj Brubaker

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    Are you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only ten I see :p
     
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  4. NEW61375

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    Wanna go in half on a baby?
     
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  5. 130Woodman

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    So which one did your husband us on you? :wave:
     
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  6. NEW61375

    NEW61375 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”

    -Brick
     
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  7. NEW61375

    NEW61375 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    So what do you want for breakfast?

    You got any Irish in you? You want some?
     
    NEW61375, Oct 17, 2013
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    AUbowhunter Weekend Warrior

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    Stealing this, best one yet. Pizza one is great too.
     
    AUbowhunter, Oct 17, 2013
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  9. Polecatmasten

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    How much does a polar bear weigh ?
    Just enough to break the ice. )
    Hi, my name is polecat


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    Excuse me, Ma'am, does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
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  11. Lester

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    This maybe the WORST post I have ever read on here!
     
    Lester, Oct 17, 2013
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  12. bloodcrick

    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    lets keep it cleaner guys!
     
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  13. Oly44

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    Nice work Crick. There was a line for this thread and it got crossed there.
     
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    Fitz Legendary Woodsman

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    Wait for it...

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Oly44

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    Ah Jeez there is always that one guy who ruins it for everyone else.

    Oh hey look I could still get a post in haha I win Fitz cant stop me :lol: :ninja:
     
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    whitetailgeek Newb

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    Shoot! I never got to see the one about the angel! I feel I may have missed somthing.

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  17. 130Woodman

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    You missed the dumbest comment ever made on this site.

     
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    whitetailgeek Newb

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    Foe real! Somone pm me that stuff! Its like history was made and I wasnt there. Lol

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    It was so bad I don't think a sane person could stomach typing it.
     
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  20. BACKSTRAPASSASSIN

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    That makes it all the more intriguing...hmmmmm

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  21. 130Woodman

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    Dude my eyes still hurt from reading it. If anyone ever deserved a sack punch on here it was for that

     
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