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  1. 130Woodman

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    If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
     
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  3. 1st Time Hunter

    1st Time Hunter Weekend Warrior

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    (Pointing at someone's butt)...Excuse me, is that seat taken?

    You must have sat in a pile of sugar because you sure have a sweet a$$!

    Well, here I am...what are your other 2 wishes?

    You must have cleaned your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them.
     
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    BACKSTRAPASSASSIN Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Are your legs tired....because youve been running through my mind all day

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk 2
     
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    Wanna go back to my place and do some math? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
     
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    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.:cool:
     
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    BACKSTRAPASSASSIN Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Hey...im a member of the bowhunting.com forums

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  8. NY Bowhunter

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    I actually did this once (grabbed butt instead of pointed)... I lost a bet and had to. Got smacked in the head lmao. I would advise against that one.

    Is your daddy a thief? I was wondering who stole the stars and put them in your eyes...
     
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  9. Rich71

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    Get in the truck b***h.

    That usually only works for redneck women and is sometimes referred to a WV foreplay.
     
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    I’m not the weather man but you can expect more than two inches tonight!
     
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  11. Skywalker

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    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
     
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    I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
     
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    You wanna **** or what?

    Actually saw this used once and it worked. So I tried it a year or so later and it actually worked. I'm not sure I would advise using it though, I could see it ending badly.
     
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  14. Treehopper

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    Do you want to go to heaven? I can bring you there.
     
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    Try it on a woman once instead of a dude:)
     
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    Get ready for 30 seconds of heaven baby!

    Hey I don't mind fat chicks, you wanna get outta here?
     
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    Kepp it a lil cleaner Stevo!
     
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    Was that a fart? Cause you just blew me away.

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    Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
     
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    Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.

    I love lamp.
     
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    Im in love!
     
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