After years of failure I have finally created the perfect tag soup recipe. Here ya go! Ingredients: Unused tags (Duh!) 4 Cups bitter tears. 2 cups of shame 1 cup of Seasons expectations, smashed, dashed or finely chopped A picture of your #1 Buck, shot by neighbor of course. (Optional) A fresh sprig of judgement from your hunting buddies. (Can use judgment from your BHOD contest teammates' as a substitute) 1 cup of venison either gathered from road or a friend who felt bad for you. Bring bitter tears to a boil, season with extra salt. While waiting on tears to boil, saute your expectations and shame in a medium saucepan. Add judgement, venison and photo. Cook until forever seared within your soul. Add contents to your bitter tears. Finally, add tags and simmer until you get over yourself and gear up for next season, or until tags are tender. Serve cold Enjoy!