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"awkward" event at the dinner table tonight....

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  1. virginiashadow

    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    Well my family sat down at the dinner table with onen of my wife's former basketball players. She just ended her freshman year in college and we sat down to eat her favorite, tacos. As we were eating my 2 year old baby girl gets up behind my wife and begins to brush her hair. A couple of minutes later we all begin to hear a loud buzzing noise coming from the brush. Within 2 seconds I naively say, "why in the hell would a brush vibrate?". As soon as I say it I realize what I am witnessing. Everyone starts to laugh. The kids are laughing that the brush is literally vibrating. They run around with the brush and say, "mom has a vibrating brush, mom has a vibrating brush!". At that point I am friggin dying and the freshman girl busts out laughing as well. My wife claims her friend left it on the counter last night when she came over to visit (actually believe her as it is the first time I had ever seen that brush...but who the hell knows,,lol) .....as the kids say these days, "AWKWARD!"
     
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    All I'm picturing right now is the scene from Parenthood.
     
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    I think I saw an ad for that once...

    Ladies, sick of those embarrassing moments at the airport? You know, when your bag goes through the x-ray machine. Security notices something that could possibly be a barrel of handgun. They stop you, open your luggage, pull out your vibrator as everyone has a good chuckle at your expense.

    Well not anymore! The new VB 2000 comes disguised as a hairbrush. Finally, you can relax at the airport.

    Security: "Is that a vibrator in your luggage?"
    Woman: "Nope, thats just my hairbrush." (wink)
     
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    bloodcrick Moderator/BHOD Prostaff

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    LMAO!! :tu:
     
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    whoops someone found the lightsaber!
     
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  7. Justin

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    [​IMG]
     
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    My oh my!!! Good stuff!!!
     
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    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    Like I said before gentlemen...AWKWARD. I am telling you it was like a scene from a movie. And the kicker, the brush is still lying on the friggin counter top. Now here is the test. If he "friend" comes over this week and that brush does not disappear, then......

    In fact I just text messaged my wife's friend and said, "hey, your vibrating brush was a "huge" hit last night!!!"
     
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    That is freaking hilarious. Some questions though:
    1-Why is her "friend" bringing the brush to your house?
    2-If this is her brush, why don't you know about it?
    3-How well do you know her friend?
     
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    Does it look like a brush??!! I seriously cannot picture this thing. (shudders)
     
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    nice.... thats a moment that will never be forgotten!
     
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    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    Her boyfriend, my brother-in-law lives in the basement. :) Sometimes she comes over when I am not at home I guess. I guess they are having some fun.

    Christine...for you my friend.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Is that really a picture of what it looks like?


    Yikes..
     
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    Thats commerical material!

    "Awkward moment"...followed by:

    ...Wanna get away?
     
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    Are you sure you're keeping up with your wife's needs? LOL
     
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    Priceless.....
     
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  18. virginiashadow

    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    Powerful stuff David.
     
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    Lol....thats funny stuff! :D
     
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    Hopefully the lights don't go out. The kids might find the flashlight that doesn't need batteries!!!
     
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