Gonna have to call BS on calling Nascar a sport. My northern friend may have been mistaken when he mentioned the Indy. By the way, rattlesnake roundups, and copenhagen spitting contests dont count either. Bare fist bar brawlin' aint no sport neither. Now curling, and ice fishing ARE sports. So is ice dancing.......and leaf blowing.
sport (spôrt, sp rt). n. 1. a. Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively. If NASCAR is not a sport then neither is Bow hunting. So I guess everything you listed may be considered a sport maybe even leaf blowing.
Curling? lol! Although I do recognize this as a sport its right up there with badmitten, ping pong, croquet , and hacky sack. I guess Gaydar V. 9.0 is working as designed. :p Hockey would have been acceptable!
Yes, curling fans have all their teeth. (For you southerners, if you had typed it, that sentence should have read.....Yes, curling fans have all dare teeth.)
Ok I'll give you this....big deer, cold weather, snow......but I'm keeping my sweet tea. Just to prove how much better the north is, why don't you let me come hunt with you next fall? You know just so you can argue your cases.... Ok question.....north VS south where does the border go to the west?
Brett... buddy... what about this fine northerner? He kicked the tar out of many a' southerner... good grammar or not.
It's odd that you say this. When I went to school (many, many moons ago) They were called even and uneven numbers. If you will reread my post you will see that I was talking about the numbers of the roads not the condition they are in. Let me guess.... you live in Alabama right? And for all you Yankees refrigeration was invented in the South (refrigeration = air conditioning). You can all face SOUTH and bow down now
Yes Mike, Mr. Grant displayed military genius some 150 years ago. However, today in the North there are many more folks like I pictured below strolling around....absent any muscles. toughness, and stuck together with frozen urine (I garnered this info from watching informative movies over the years)....
Hmm, maybe so. but, its kind of funny that us slow people have a much faster sport than you faster people. I guess it is easier to keep up with that thing slifing on the ice.
What I find most amusing from this thread is most of the "Northerners" are actually " Midwesterners", and we all know that the Midwest is not known for its sophisticates. I've been to Iowa/Ohio/Illinois/other state that sucks equally as bad. Yes, the South has retards. Yes, we have ignorant rednecks. Yes, we are obese, but dammit we fat, ignorant retards have a certain style or flair about us, unlike all those monochromatic Midwestern people.
