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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Dan, Dec 20, 2011.

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  1. Heckler

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    I want to be a double agent. That way I can slam people about their grammer and not worry about mine!
     
    Heckler, Dec 20, 2011
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  3. Sticknstringarchery

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    Would you please just give this chick a badge already Dano!! I'm sick of hearing her whine about wanting to be on your special force. :whip:
    Now he's just being facetious.
     
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  4. Sticknstringarchery

    Sticknstringarchery Grizzled Veteran

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    Or you could just not worry about it anyways and see if you can talk your way out of it. :lol:
     
    Sticknstringarchery, Dec 20, 2011
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    Those guys from the North can't read or they would know that all EVEN numbered roads run East and West and all UNEVEN numbered roads run SOUTH and north.

    Just in case ya'll don't know what even and uneven is-

    EVEN- 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12 ECT. ECT. (ECT means- etcetera which means- and so on)

    UNEVEN- 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ECT. ECT. ( see above in case you forgot already)

    And by-the-way.... anyone that lives above HWY 84 (HWY, means highway) is a northerner (northerner means yankee)
     
    Archie, Dec 21, 2011
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    Ya Hey Der!
     
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  7. NEW61375

    NEW61375 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    As far as I'm concerned all northerners are like the characters from Fargo.

    I'm a decent speller, hell I can even spell some things backwards ie Dan = Nad.....just sayin.;)
     
    NEW61375, Dec 21, 2011
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  8. brucelanthier

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    Best reply by a Southerner yet!
     
    brucelanthier, Dec 21, 2011
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  9. Muzzy Man

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    Wouldn't those be called Odd numbered roads? That's what they are in my part of the South. "Even" roads have pavement, "uneven" roads have potholes.:woot:
     
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  10. Heckler

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    Now that rihgt thur is fnnuy!
     
    Heckler, Dec 21, 2011
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  11. fletch920

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    Jealous much? Maybe I AM on the force already, you'll never know.

    By the way, calling me a "chick" is an Ad Hominem attack, sorely frowned upon. Even in the South.
     
    fletch920, Dec 21, 2011
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  12. Dan

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    Except for some posts you've made around here. :whip::moose:
     
    Dan, Dec 21, 2011
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  13. Dan

    Dan Senior Member

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    Living in Iowa and killing big bucks also makes you an honorary agent.
     
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  14. Dan

    Dan Senior Member

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    Then spell kill Dan backwards.
     
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    YESSSSSSSSS!

    Thanks Dan! I would be proud to blow your leaves ANYTIME!

    Or floss your cats.
     
    fletch920, Dec 21, 2011
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  16. Sticknstringarchery

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    Very clever Danny Boy.


    Did you ever figure out if you were southern or northern based on you HWY 29?
     
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  17. Sticknstringarchery

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    I was going to apologize for calling you a chick until I read this. Good Lord man. :jaw: Dan, are you sure you want this guy on your force??? :D
     
    Sticknstringarchery, Dec 21, 2011
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  18. fletch920

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    Those of you outside the circle of secret agent just wont ever understand. And your hollow apology would likely not have been accepted. Calling a veteran bowhunter a "chick" is largely unforgiveable. Unless your name was Vito.
     
    fletch920, Dec 21, 2011
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  19. Dan

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    We may have to add reading comprehension skills to our task force as well. :D

    I stated earlier that I live 1 mile north of WI-29.....which in fact runs from Green Bay west to Prescott.
     
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    Definitely some nad likkin' in this thread.
     
    brucelanthier, Dec 21, 2011
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  21. Heckler

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