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ATTN: Southerners

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Dan, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. virginiashadow

    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    Some examples of fine Northerners......

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  2. buckeye

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    The only reason I join Internet forums is to laugh at the dumb Southerners...
     
  3. Treehopper

    Treehopper Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Dan is refering to people south of 29. Trust me it makes perfet sense.
     
  4. Sticknstringarchery

    Sticknstringarchery Grizzled Veteran

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    Well, Vito is already a member of the group. He busted me for spelling earlier today. I'm not sure whether to be offended by this or not. I am a half-bred. Moms a dang yankee and my dads a true southerner. So screw both sides of this one. lol
     
  5. Germ

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    I surrender, just cuff me and take me to jail.
     
  6. Heckler

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    Reading or writing are innate skills.

    Aoccdrnig to rseerach at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

    I can read it just a fluently as if it was spelled correctly. If you can't, go back to school.

    Whe dont ned no stnkn gramr tasc fours. This is a bohntng fourum! :lol:
     
  7. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    I could read this with no issues at all rolled right off the tongue.
     
  8. EricZ

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    What about the people north of 8?
     
  9. Dan

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    You get a pass.....only because you live north of Buckeye.
     
  10. Heckler

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    29 runs north and south where I am from. :whip:
     
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    Dan Senior Member

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    WI-29. The really smart people live in WI and are Packer fans. These people are all honorary GSEA agents.
     
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    Invite me up there to hunt with you and I'll give you some live entertainment. :lol: Maybe you can educate me a little also. :o
     
  13. Heckler

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    Please send more cheese! :lol:
     
  14. Sticknstringarchery

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    It just hit me. You are correct. All odd numbered roads in America run north and south all even numbers run east to west so technically since you live south of 8, according to your definition, you are Southern. Hmm. No wonder you were able to substitute the words so well.:whip: :poke:
     
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    Exactly! That was my point. I am not so sure how smart those northern boys actually are! Bass ackwards :jaw:
    It's all fun and games until someone catches a arrow in their eye. Good time guys! Good times! I'm kind of stuck in no mans land here in KS. The boys south of me call my a northener. The boys to my north call me a southerner. I guess they are both right! :lol:
     
  17. Sticknstringarchery

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    I guess which ever benefits you at the time. Not a bad place to be. What would you consider yourself?
     
  18. Heckler

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    A good debater..... :lol: I can talk my way out of all most anything. Even doing 81 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. Seriously, I've been pulled over at least 8 times in 3 different states and somehow have never had a ticket. Hope I just didn't jinx myself.

    To truly answer your question a better word would be highly adaptable. However, I know I am more southern at heart.

    I deal with people all over the country daily. I can't say either group is nicer or more intelligent than the other. However, even some of the most intelligent southerners sound completely retarded to me. lol!
     
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    Also, don't forget that y'all is singular and all y'all is plural.
    Gramer lesson for dem dare damn Yankees.


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    Which actually means you do care. To be able to care less means there is some measure of care. Now, perhaps you meant to say that you could NOT care less. Which ofcourse, means you have no care to begin with.


    Please, please Dan, see how much I could help you! I can keep a secret too. I so want to be a secret agent.
     

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