Ask MasterHunter anything you want

MasterHuntress are your eyes brown?

 

I'm still waiting for the Pictures of your past adventures. You keep avoiding that one. I just spoke to Jim and he didn't recognize your handle.

 

He won't last 20 posts.

 

i don't wear camo, i rock full body paint with a camo theme
just breaths better, you know?

I avoid cheetos and go with nacho cheese Doritos problem is i keep wiping the excess cheese off my hands so my right butt check keeps having all the paint smeared off

one of these times I'll learn

oh, another question, what body paint is best for a really hair guy, I mean REALLY hairy

 

I will let you know when I need help taking a leak.. prob the only thing you are good at handling.

 

He is a funny lil fella. I say we keep him around for a while to laugh at. Clearly he revels in being made fun of and enjoys it so why not allow him to continue to make a flaming fool of himself?

 

I'm good but not that good. I can't effectively hunt from my couch, but with the advancements in drone technology, I expect to be doing just that at some point in the next 5 years.

 

Yeah he is pretty weak when it comes to coming up with good insults.

 

Thats part what makes it so easy to laugh at him. He has been weighed, he has been measured and he has been found wanting. When he meets the requests of others who asked him to post pics and videos of his hunting accomplishments, (he cant) there will be additional things to laugh at him about. I say keep him here. Im already starting to feel bad for him. This might be as close to hunting friends he will ever get. We might be the only actual hunters he gets to hang with.

 

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I think you need to archery lessons, don't worry, after I get back from my hunt in the mountains I'll show you the ropes and get your bow tuned up for you and give you some shooting lessons. Don't worry, no charge.

 

I almost was gonna ask how you had that readily available but then....

 

There are plenty of hunters here that could be arrogant and have proven over and over again that they get it done on mature bucks. Lady Forge, Greg, Fletcher and Buckeye to name a few. Master Baiter you are not one of them. I am still trying to figure out how you see your keyboard with your head up your ***.

 

The keyboard is in front of him....

 

honestly, he is a parody account, right????

 

wait.......your going to a mountain???????? makes perfect sense now.....

 

When he gets back from the mountains you guys are in big trouble. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when he gets back...

 

I think the only thing MasterHunter has speared is the special sock he keeps hidden under his bed.

 

I would certainly hope so.....