I'm not too high on coffee so when I had a paper to write the night before a deadline I turned to Monster. The most obnoxious paper I've ever written. I thought it would was funny... professor did not. Do NOT recommend unless you plan on chasing the poor deer down.
I just turned 41 and I was loving me some Green Monster drink. Used to drink 1 every day after I got off work. Had to start taking blood pressure meds and now can not drink the Monster. Thinkin about ditchin the meds and going back to the Monster.
LOL, LA! Too funny! :D Chicken, maybe that's what my students were doing when I used to teach freshman English in college...