Any Real Hunters on here?

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  1. Fix

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    And that looks normal until you find out he is like 8 ft tall
     
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    This joker made me think of the old Tim McGraw song;
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    I can kill a deer or buffalo
    With just my arrow and my hickory bow
    > From a hundred yards don't you know
    I do it all the time

    They all gather 'round my teepee
    Late at night tryin' to catch a peek at me
    In nothin' but my buffalo briefs
    I got 'em standin' in line

    Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
    Half Cherokee and Choctaw
    My baby she's a Chippewa
    She's one of a kind
    ----------------------------------------------------------------- I may add these new verses to my solo gig. :evilgrin:

    I'm from the South don't you know
    I got a recurve and a scoped crossbow
    I run my mouth 'til the wind don't blow
    I do it all the time

    Just want approved into the fold
    So I make big claims that are wild and bold
    Got four trophies that are made of gold
    I polish all the time

    Cause I'm a true southern mountain man
    Can make a scope from an old soup can
    Got the deer eatin' from my hand
    I'm a one of a kind

    :bow:
     
  3. Sota

    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    Now that is funny.
     
  4. airenlow

    airenlow Die Hard Bowhunter

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    archbunk Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Funny and very talented. Lol. Except for the last line. If deer ate out of his hands they would be pets. He clearly stated he doesn’t hunt pets. Lol


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  6. virginiashadow

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  7. Okiebob

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    With Does your spell check not work or did you get mad and turn it off bc it made you sound like a rich guy.

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  8. trial153

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    This guy turns on his spellcheck and his phone will explode.
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    No excuse for spelling like a second grader.
     
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    John T. Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Amen.
     
  11. slickbilly-d

    slickbilly-d Die Hard Bowhunter

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    These kind of threads make me happy. And that could possibly make me a bad person 50% of the time every time, but .... I got a good tickle for every page so far
     
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    I don't think there's really anyone around here like you. There are great hunters on this page, average hunters, novice hunters and even some bad hunters I'm sure, but from my experience, none like you. Been plenty over the years though, they tend to get banished pretty quickly because they clearly can't play well with others.
     
  14. Fix

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    I already miss him..... Come back God among mortals or die infamously in the great company of Tiggy and IO
     
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    camo75 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    He’s out hunting for real now. No time for the internet!
     
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    charleshibner92 Weekend Warrior

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    Like what happens to these people all a sudden they dissolve into this air? Couldnt handle the roast i guess.


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    He said he's been an army sniper. I'm very curious as to why/how they let him in:lol:...and probably had to give him 4 participation trophies to get rid of him:lmao2:
     
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    Troll for sure. Army snipers are very intelligent and know how to spell and type.


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    Shouldn't that read
    "Weak in this one the punctuation is"? :lol:
     

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