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Animal loving auditor

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Hooker, Mar 1, 2010.

  1. Hooker

    Hooker Grizzled Veteran

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    My office is being auditing this evening.

    I just overheard the auditor talking about how much he loves animals and how he doesn't understand how anyone could harm animals with the secretary. I believe he is from Cali.

    I have 4 turkey mounts and 2 deer mounts in my office.

    He is scheduled to audit my projects 30 minutes from now.

    This afternoon might not go well for me.

    :(
     
  2. hunterace

    hunterace Weekend Warrior

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    i'm laughing right now, but i do feel for you. tell him you hit them with your car and wanted to preserve their beauty ;) :) :)
     
  3. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Let us know how it goes, Hook
     
  4. racewayking

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    Ask the idiot if they are a Vegan. If they say no ask them how they can eat meat from animals that are slaughtered;)
     
  5. GABowhunter

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    uh-oh might be a long day for ya
     
  6. Vito

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    I wish I could see the conversation that insues between you and the auditor. :D
     
  7. Jim_IV

    Jim_IV Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Webcam????
     
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    your probably gonna fail your audit
     
  9. AK907

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    Turn all of the mounts so they are looking at him the whole time. Good luck
     
  10. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Best idea ive ever heard
     
  11. Hooker

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    Whew....

    Well that wasn't too bad. Actually kinda anti-climatic. When he first walked into my office, he did look at all of my mounts and make a smug little smirk, but once he saw that all of my projects were absolutely perfect, I guess he couldn't fail me.

    He did make a comment out of nowhere about how bears in Alaska are trained to head towards the gun shots of hunters, followed by the same smug smirk, like he was somewhat happy at the thought of bear eating hunters.

    Oh well, whatever, I only had 1 small non-conformance that was easily resolved.

    Score one for the good guys :)
     
  12. GMMAT

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    Sounds like typical liberal BS.

    Don't you wonder, sometimes, what happened to free-thinking? I mean....when sheeple regurgitate utterly STUPID **** like this......it makes you wonder, huh?
     
  13. Nate/FL

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    Glad it didnt turn too ugly but then again that would have been fun:D
     
  14. NY Bowhunter

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    Didn't feel like introducing your mounts to the guy? Could have elaborated on each hunt.
     
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    GregH Legendary Woodsman

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    What could be better than making some dude hear something he hates?
     
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    DoePeeSteve Weekend Warrior

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    Glad to hear you didn't get sack punched at work.
     

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