Great report SotaPop. Try this once Go get some chicken livers. Stew em in a warm environment until they are rotten, like almost liquffied rotton. Dump em out where the offending dog enters the property. They won't eat em but will ROLL in them. When pooch comes home, just listen to the verbiage of the owner ( if you're able). You will find much delight
Nothing against the dog, I love all dogs even though he craps in my yard. People who hold things so sacred probably should not screw with other people and start it. Stir up even good natured **** and then play the victim screw you.
Neighbors dog kept ****ting in my yard early last winter (thankfully so it was easy cleaning up frozen crap). One day I had enough so everything I picked up I threw onto his driveway before a bigger snow. Was comical listening to his snow blower pick up every single one.
Thinking of ordering a Green Goblin for the last game of the season, when the Packers defeat the bears I light that bad boy and 6 green and gold rounds last 3 are green and gold with time rain. Bring it down on the lake so all the neighbors can enjoy. Kind of an expensive gamble $108.
You gave away a Packers jersey to a dog, what's $110 for the neighbors enjoyment and another good laugh for yourself?
True, I have not purchased or worn a jersey in probably 15 years. Oh sure I have hoodies and long sleeve T's to go 2 weeks without duplication but no jersey's.