The pilot came on the intercom. He told the passengers that they were to stay seated with their safety belts fastened as there was some icy and windy weather on their route. He forgot to turn off the intercom. The plane lands, skids sideways and stops at the End Of Runway sign. The pilot remarks to the copilot, "Did you see what I almost did?" A guy in the back of the plane jumps up and shouts, "Come back here and see what I just did!"
