Since everyone got in a tither about the Tiger juices... I thought I'd relate a funny thing that happened to my buddy Chuck not too long ago. He was walking through the Walmart parking lot in Yuppie town(Ithaca, NY)returning his cart to one of those cart areas. He turned his head and spit. This younger, larger but not that big guy goes balistic on him. He was walking probably 10 yards from Chuck when he spit. Chuck spit left, the guy was on his right and in front walking with his girl or wife. The guy yelled at Chuck and proceeded to get in his face about spitting where the guy walked. Chuck said, you weren't walking there. The guy starts cussing and saying but I could have and others will. His girl is trying to pull him off and he gets right in Chucks face. Chuck backs up...in his face. All the time screeming and cussing and yelling. Chuck backs up .... in his face. Chuck told him he was nuts and walked off, the guy following and yelling at him. His girl got him to stop. Chuck got to his car turned around and sees the guy storming across the parking lot to him. Chuck goes to the Y 4 or 5 days a week. He rotates between lifting and aerobics, stairs and all those things. He's in tremendous shape. He also took several years of kick boxing classes. Did a triatholon last summer. So the guy gets too close, Chuck backs up and holds out his hand. STOP.... this is my space, don't violate it...and he takes a defensive stance. The guy steps up, Chuck stops him and backs up. The guy steps up.... all the time cussing and saying he going to kick Chucks ass. Chuck finally says, you're all talk, you want me, come and get me. With that he throws his jacket on the hood of his car and lays his glasses on it. The guy is yapping and cussing, his girl is begging... and Chuck says, get out of my face or come and get this over with. But you're going to feel pretty stupid when the police reports tells all that a 67 year old man kicked your young ass. The guy backs off and still is yapping and cussing. Chuck sees to cops come out of Walmart, he walks over and ask for their help. He explains the problem. The cops take them apart and talk. The guy says Chuck shoved him. Chuck says I put out my hand 3 times to keep my space clear. Long story, they told Chuck, you can go if you don't want to press charges. They told the other guy, you can go but not in that truck. He had an expired registration and inspection. THey told him he could have it towed or go to DMV and get a valid registration. All for spitting in the parking lot. LOL
those are my fav stories! guys acting tough and get sat down or screwed into the ground! i picked on one kid in my life and pops found out brought me over to the kids house and let the kid watch while pops smacked me. then he said, "why arent you gonna pick on me(pops) like you did this kid? cause im bigger????"
One time, I was on my way turkey hunting but had to stop at the DMV. While I was waiting in line a guy came in and claimed I had parked him in and he couldn't enter his car. I explained that I had not and the guy left. When I got out and went to my truck, I found that the guy had taken a lot of my hunting gear out of the back of my truck and threw it underneath. Then I noticed that he had also key scratched my front fender and entire passenger door!! :/ While I was putting my stuff back in the truck, the guy came back and parked me in with an old beater pick up truck!! He got out and asked how I liked it??!! Well, I grabbed him by the tie and pummeled him to the ground. After straddling him and teeing off on his chin with hay makers he was soon KTFO. I quickly got into my truck and fled the scene. I hoped that answered his question. WTF?? BTW, I went 3 counties away for 5 days and bagged a nice tom!
