A union guy, a tea party supporter, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with 12 cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the tea party guy and says, "Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie." Sorry...couldn't resist.
A public union employee, a governor, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The governor gives 6 cookies to the CEO and 6 to the union guy. The union guy and the CEO both want all 12, and vote the governor out of office, replacing him with a tea party activist governor that vows to reduce the number of cookies handed out. The following year, the tea party governor gives the CEO 7 cookies and the union guy 7 cookies, claiming to have saved 4 cookies by eliminating part of the the previously planned increase.
Folks, you got this story all wrong An investor came with a great idea and brought 12 cookies. He handed out 6 to the union, and 5 to the tea party , but all the sudden, union thugs broke in and stole all the cookies and beat up the investor and tea party folks. After the union ate the cookies, they are mad and shocked that no body will give them more cookies. And all cryed that its not fair.
I heard the bakery did not like the fact their cookies had to be made to standards, so they offshored their cookie making to China where they could get 3 dozen cookies for the price of one using child labor. Now everyone is sick from eating their cookies that had lead and antifreeze in them. But not to worry about the people that own the bakery, they watch Glenn Beck on Fox News and are blaming the union for them moving to China and the Jews for making them Greedy!
But don't worry, since only the union thugs stole all the cookies, they were the only ones that were sick. I guess the moral of the joke, is what goes around comes around. So to finish the joke, after the union beat down, the tea party showed the investor a better place to do business down South Carolina, where all cookies are only American made, and people want to work. The people were happy to work and eat good clean american cookies, while the investor doubled his money and opened another plant for more folks to work. The union thugs are still sick on thier own blunder. And in the process of begging help from the American public, who are not amused anymore.
Hey no matter what, we are still stickbow brothers. Even though you still shoot those fancy fiberglass jobbies. One day if I ever get confident enough to give one away, you will have to shoot one of my bamboo backed bows. As of now, burnie is the master.
Oh hell yeah....almost got the balls to order one made of all Ipe this past weekend, I pussed out and I ordered a new fiberglass jobbie instead! LOL!
Problem with em, is it ain't if they will break, its when. A good one can go 2K shots and not break. Indians always expected thier bow to break sooner or later.
