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A funny hunting story to share.

Discussion in 'Bowhunting Talk' started by Napper, Dec 29, 2024.

  1. Napper

    Napper Weekend Warrior

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    I was able to get permission to hunt this small chunk of farmland last year with the exception of only being able to hunt after rifle season for last year which is great as I travel for work and early season never works out as I’m away much of October and early November. I reach out this year and the land owner told me I could hunt at the start of archery season and shoot whatever that I could take. Which is awesome as the race schedule worked out this year I was able to capitalize on some early season hunting. 1D40DB8C-9F44-46BC-A891-1C0F6A22C539.jpeg

    So here’s the story. I’ve been getting in the stand around 5:30-5:45 am the last 3 days at this spot. Been seeing deer at 7:30- 8:00 every morning and had another buck come in the day before however did not have a clean shot.

    So yesterday at about 8:30 am I’ve been in the stand with no movement and I had to pee really bad I look around before standing up get up to the edge of the stand and started to relieve myself and I see movement out of my left and and this guy is coming in with his head down. So I stop mid stream grab my bow as he walking and I have a tree in front of me, as he passes that tree I draw back he walk another 2-3 yards pass the tree I let out a grunt he stops I shoot, after the shot I grab my monocular to watch him fall 40 yards away. After I calm down and regain my thoughts I look down and my weiner is still out. So I finally finished my piss break.
     
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  2. Suncrest08

    Suncrest08 Grizzled Veteran

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    Yikes !! Don’t hear a story like that often :lmao:. Glad you didn’t catch your pecker in your bow.
     
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    Ha, thats the same thing i say when i hear a person say " Ive been hunting hard!"

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  4. John T.

    John T. Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Similar: My father was taking a leak and lighting a cigarette when a pheasant came up. Picked up the 12 gauge, shot the bird, and finished the other two.
     
  5. Napper

    Napper Weekend Warrior

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    LOL. To be fair it was the coldest day that I’ve hunted to that point. So there’s no worry of that.
     

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