I would much rather rip the fingernails out of my fingers and toes slowly and painfully while set on fire than become a Duke fan.
Or the loss of KEY players, but more aplty put, irreplaceable leaders to the NFL, assistant coaches to head coaching positions or the difficult schedule of the SEC and a game non conference against a hot Florida State team. And an inept Offensive Coordinator, but that one falls on Urban. But I do agree, Urban's coaching performance this year has been tough to watch.
Will trade OC for OC, but we will also give you Johnny Brantley! Seriously though, Michigan's OC is on the wanted list for a lot of UF fans to replace Steve Addazzio as Offensive Coordinator. Our defense was actually pretty solid this year, just on the field way too much.