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  1. Iowa Veteran

    Iowa Veteran Grizzled Veteran

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    A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd
    and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, "I
    will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact
    number in this flock.



    "The shepherd thinks it over. It's a big flock, so he takes the bet. The
    man looks around and answers, "869."



    The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. The shepherd says,
    "Okay, I'm a man of my word, take an animal. "



    The man picks one up and begins to walk away. "Wait," cries the
    shepherd, "let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can
    guess your exact occupation." The man agrees.



    "You are an accountant for the government," says the shepherd.



    "Amazing! " responds the man. "You are exactly right! But tell
    me, how did you deduce that?



    "Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell
    you."
     
  2. POWERHAWK_11

    POWERHAWK_11 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    that's good
     
  3. Dogfish

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    Made me laugh...
     
  4. HunterC.

    HunterC. Weekend Warrior

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    I must say, I snickered at that one!!
     
  5. nsimmons

    nsimmons Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Ha that's funny
     
  6. woodsy211

    woodsy211 Weekend Warrior

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    haha sounds about right
     
  7. SharpEyeSam

    SharpEyeSam Legendary Woodsman

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    That is a good one!
     

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