Took the kids to an outdoor ice cream spot today. Well order 69 was right behind us and for whatever reason they took a short leave of absence right before their order was called. So a very cute young woman starts out lightly saying, "69"....then changes her voice inflection to "69?", then on and on at least five to six more times until she yells out, "69!!!!!!!". You could have heard a pin drop as everyone outside just kind of looked around uncomfortably. I'm telling you I was on the verge of falling down and dying laughing but I had to be Dad. I have a soon to be 14 year old daughter and a 12 year old son who must not be as innocent as I once thought. They both started looking at each other and smiling, trying to contain their laughter. They both started getting tears in their eyes and had bright red faces. I then keyed in on their little butts and told them I was gonna start slapping everyone at the table for being nasty...well that threat lasted about 2 seconds as we all busted out laughing for a short time. Hadn't laughed that hard in awhile!
Funny how having a young daughter changes a man's perspective. Every young woman is a dad's pride and joy so you perverts need to simmer down.
I don't understand what is the deal with Mike Hunt's 69? Unless it's a Charger or a fastback pony or a camaro?