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5 Rules to a happy life.

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  1. davidmil

    davidmil Grizzled Veteran

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    Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah !
    I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?
    On his tombstone are his five rules for a happy life.
    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
    and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
    and likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
     
  2. Muzzy Man

    Muzzy Man Grizzled Veteran

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    Of course that is in Utah... May be more just like it out there.
     
  3. Ruff

    Ruff Weekend Warrior

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    In Utah though this is something that you wouldn't end up dead over. Well other than from exhaustion :woot:
     
  4. Country Lover

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    Only 4 in Utah. Thats just getting started.
     

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