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**2021 Contest Smack Talk & General Banter Thread**

Discussion in '2021 Deer Contest' started by LittleChief, Jul 16, 2021.

  1. slickbilly-d

    slickbilly-d Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Played with a drum stick carved from the femur of 1000 does.

    Wait…wut?
     
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    tynimiller Legendary Woodsman

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    LOL nice!!!
     
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    Ridgerunner3 Grizzled Veteran

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    Need any eggs?
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    I'd imagine Amie might want a few. I can sure ask her.
     
  5. cantexian

    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    Yes, we go through about 7 dozen per week at my house. I will be home around five since you are making deliveries, tootles.
     
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    Ridgerunner3 Grizzled Veteran

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    7 dozen!?
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  7. Fix

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    A dozen a day?!? Are you drinking them like Rocky?
     
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    He's not the only one in his household...

    When all my boys were living at home we'd go though 10 gallons of milk a week... I can relate.
     
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    He’s just feeding the swole machine


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    Total combined team nutsack scores should win something. Just sayin. Wait, I am talking about the deer just for clarification.
     
  12. Fix

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    Well you had me for a second.
     
  13. Ridgerunner3

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    Are we talking 4 h measurements and total length? Hair on or off?
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    Every morning I make omelets for the family. My wife gets two whole eggs and two egg whites. I get two whole eggs and four egg white. My three boys split the leftover yolks plus two more whole eggs for an even dozen eggs morning.

    My wife is a teacher; we don’t send our kids to school cracked out on garbage sugary cereal. The kids have their choice of toast and/or fruit with the omelets.
     
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    We go through three gallons of milk a week. My wife and three-year-old are the only ones who drink it.
     
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    cantexian Legendary Woodsman

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    i have the same hair style, just not the tattoos.
     
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    I’d have to find it but I scored a booner nutsack in here about 3 or 4 contest bucks ago.


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    I wanna say that was 18. Pretty sure you were wearing a wig and I still talk about how hard I laughed at that. Gd it was funny and I appreciated that.
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    you and your GD obsession with buck nutsacks....lol
     
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