Yeah, with your truck. Same for Jimbuckhunter. Prove me wrong. (I hope you both do) We had a dream team thing here one time. (I think it was here) That was kind of fun. I managed to jinx just about everyone I picked 'cept for HunterOpel and TGraf. We should do that again. heh heh
Although humorous, we have WAY too many PA guys with itchy trigger fingers for this to happen I'm not gonna enter gun season with 2 buck tags if I can help it in any way.
JM will continue to impress the Hollywood talent scouts with his striking on-camera charisma (also known as his "Machismo") while not seeing any of the big bucks he has on his trail cameras. (Note: his new spectacles won't be in until January, just in time for shed season) Fran will dazzle us all with his excellent grammer and college-learned jabs which soar over the heads of those whom they are intended for. He will inspire us and insult is in the same breath, and we will adore him for it. He is the Tucker Max of deer hunting. Dan will, out of sheer frustration, starting launching arrows into the forest in the hopes of hitting something with antlers on its head. He will kill a Booner this way. TJF will continue to never, under any circumstance, smile. Rob/PA will shoot a deer, drag it out of the woods with his Harley, and then roll up his sleeves and take a picture of himself with the deer in a strangle hold in front of his cabin. GregH will continue to be heralded as the world's greatest buck hunter, despite not shooting a buck for 3 consecutive seasons. Caleb will continue riding out his popularity with the underage small town girls for as long as he can, while posting pictures from his Cuddeback and telling us all what a great camera it is. He will not shoot any deer. Vito will send teaser texts, but they will not be related to deer hunting in any way. Many people will be frightened, and the police may even be notified. duke will shoot a 6.5 year old buck that weighs 265 lbs, field dressed. It will score roughly 107 inches. Christine will have a Booner at 5 yard, but due to a bum shoulder will not be able to get her bow drawn back. She will leap from the tree and strangle it to death with her bare hands. Dubbya will be picked up by the police for loitering and generally being a vagrant. The police chief will take pity on him, find him a job making good money and working 1 day a week, let him hunt on his 1,000 acre farm in Kansas, and marry his hot daughter. I will hate him even more. Rick James will finally think about changing his screen name. It's not 2003 anymore dude.
Somewhere, possibly in a place far, far away, BigTim5656 will be eliminated from a spelling bee in the opening round.
Dubbya taught Dan a thing or two about killing animals this year.. Two turkey and an antelope under his guidance.... I predict Dan flys Dustin into Wisconsin to again put him on an animal to kill.
Washington Hunter will not reply or start a new thread on this forum. Bols will kill a POG....(with a slammer because he actually plays pogs more than he hunts) TEmbry will kill a buck and also start saying "roll tide" on a regular basis. Somebody who films will forget to hit the red button.
Actually, as of right now, he's flying into Minneapolis in early October and Johnny is picking him up and they're meeting me in Canada. Hopefully it continues to work!
That's a pretty bold statement son. We'll need to send Greg/MO up there to verify. If your **** is smaller than his tricep, you lose.
Greg is a P90X allstar... He had to get custom expandable pleats put in his hunting jackets to accommodate them.
Bite me !! You do know truth hurts... right ??? My predictions... TEmbry gets it done on the 4th sit. The big buck shows up the next day. :p Fran kills a big buck and has to have his crown resized once again. Safe to say... probably not smaller. Buckeye gets dirty socked and someone cuts down his tree. He drops an arrow and a big buck impails himself on it. The slease bag !! TeeJay calls beotching about not seeing any bucks. He whines about not get any deer on his trail cam but has pictures of 14 different hunters walking by it. 15 if he includes himself. Someday he will figure out it is not worth setting it up by a deer crossing sign along a road where most Minnesota hunters hunt. Duh !!!!! Germ has some crazy mishap or adventure that actually DOESN'T involves boats or river people. Dan gets flustered with big buck hunting and takes a break. He takes Jill out hunting and she kills a big one on her first hunt. She smiles from ear to ear... looks at Dan and goes... Dan is like... Hooker kills a deer not to prove to us that he is a hunter but so he can post all the ways he is gonna cook it up and serve it. Dubbya runs out of things to kill in Wyoming and 10 other states. Does he really have a job beside stealing little girls pink bikes and riding them around the camp fire ??? BloodCrik has a moment in his stand and realizes he does indeed have fat fingers when he tries to put his hunting gloves on and they won't go on. " Damn fat fingers !! ", he exclaims !! The funny thing is... that morning he accidently grabbed a pair of his boy's hunting gloves. Bruce kills a big buck but doesn't post cause he afraid we will razz him about being a horn porn hunter. We will razz him too !!!!! V.S. has a good buck come in and accidently hollers KILL instead of just thinking it. The buck runs away. Oops !! Rob heals. He has two bucks come in on the first hunt at the same time. He has shots at both of them. One is a big clean 10 pt. No broken tines or beams. A buck most dream about putting on their wall. The other buck has 5 points on one side, 2 on the other side with a main beam that curl back behind it's ear and goes down. It is missing one ear, blind it one eye, has no tail, has 5 legs and squats when it pees. Rob goes into auto pilot and kills... do I even need to say which buck he kills ?? Duh !! It's Rob !!! We will be seeing a picture of Rob and his buck... Lucky. Our masked super hero Antler Eater will kill yet another great buck. He will write a great post. Post of the year I predict !! Davmil will comment it could be a shorter post. A cheerleader dress will be mention. Same old...same old. I am so looking forward to it !! Motown is really a gay rifle hunter at heart. This fall... he comes out of the closet sporting blaze orange and a shiny new rifle. He will demand respect or threaten to beat us. We will give it to him !!!!! Greg/Mo will kill a deer in Predator Camo. Pretty much a given. Bols will harvest but it will be in a green Deere. For God's sake... will someone please go drag him out of the combine and take him hunting ??? Jim will be congratulated on shooting a monster buck this fall. John will take the credit, the glory and whine about being called Jim. " I am not John, dammit !!! Oh wait... I mean Jim. Dammit now even I am confused !! " NYBowhunter will shoot a deer on the golf course on a par 4. It will be his first and only hole in one. GregH will slip and fall in his new pond on a morning walk in while it is dark. Preacher Tony will be too busy smack talking to go hunting. Vito will be thinking about fishing while he is deer hunting. Or posting sarcastic replies on Bowhunting.com if he has tapatalk. Tim
