hahahhahah I got a good laugh off that. But back to the subject. How much are you looking to spend. Personally I hate bear bows. Never have liked them. My friends have them and like them but me I would rather shoot a sling shot. I could suggest many other bows that I think are alot better personally. Misson Craze is a nice one. Pse brute x is also another nice bow for the money
For the money, elite is hard to beat there warrenty more than makes it worth it. i am pleased with my pure. it is super accurate, silent, and draws like butter! i am also pleased with my wife's pse chaos. i know that bowtech/diamond archery make fine bows as does mathews and of coarse hoyt, and i think even g5 has a bow (probably made by someone else). I believe you will be more pleased with any of these. my buddy shoots a bear attack. hes looking to get something else next season. just cant seem to keep the thing from making a ton of noise. we put suppressors all over the thing and it just twangs a song every time. i peronally think that bear bows are super overpriced for what you actually get. spend your money on quality and it will last you a long time. found out the same myself with arrows. figured id use the cabelas brand when i first started. all i got was frustration. switched to a quality arrow, and i was shooting super small groups with the same bow.
I have a Bear Lights Out, and I like it a lot. The deer don't seem to think its too loud either. I paid like $350-$400 for mine, and I don't think I should have gotten more bow for the money. I'm looking into getting a Bear Carnage before next season, I don't have any reason to switch to another brand. That being said, I will probably shoot some Elite bows too, to see how I like those.