Nice... ;)
A man went to the doctor with incredible gas. "Everytime I move, I fart. Everytime I talk I fart. Everytime I think, I fart! You gotta help me...
Three men found a magic lamp. They were a Texan, Canadian and a Russian. The Russian could care less and wanted to keep walking. The Canadian felt...
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Burn!:evilgrin:
Yep...the older we get, the less we care about what people think.
Hehe...can't be any worse that being a Canadian these days...sorry. :usa:
Ah...that explains things. :chewy:
I know.. I was just joshing those of you that call Minnesota home. You can't all be smart!
Two hunters from Minnesota were dragging their dead deer back to their car one day when another hunter approached pulling his deer along too. He...
Two guys go hunting one fine day. Bill has never been hunting before while Jim has hunted all his life. When they get to the woods, Jim tells...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the...
Hahaha!!!! Nice.
A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him...
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog playing poker. The guy is amazed that the dog is playing poker. "Bartender, is that a real dog playing...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have...
Brilliant! A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within...
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it...
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole...
A little boy kept asking his grandfather to make a sound like a frog, but the old man said he was busy and refused. When the child persisted an...
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