A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young female nurse appears and gives him a...
I'm in SD now, been here since last Thursday. Hunted opener through today. Packing up tomorrow and headed to ND for their opening week. SD was...
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets...
One day, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that...
Wow,some great games yesterday but I took a beating. Lots of really close games. I really didn't think that the saints would get beat at home. Or...
Hunted IL teal this weekend. I thought there would be some birds pushing ahead of the front but never fired a shot. Yesterday however was a...
I got it, I'm signed up and I'm ready to kick y'alls butts.
A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.* A drunk man next...
Its a competition thing from both other hunters and birds. Bigger usually wins. If you've got a refuge with 50,000 and the guy next to you is...
Depends on where I'm at. Hunting in the Dakotas I'll run 4-5 dz duck decoys max. Hunting at the lease near a big refuge we'll run 400-500 minimum...
I sold a buddy a 40 HP tohatsu that he put on a 1448. Boat would fly but it was to heavy in the back end for me, it just set to low in the water.
haven’t spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted.*
For motor, 8 wouldn't go with anything less than 15 hp, nobody ever said I wish I had less motor! Myself, I'd look for a 25 yamaha. As for the...
I played, no email for me either.
A man went to his lawyer and told him, ‘My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?’ ‘Do you have any proof he owes you the...
I've quit messing with sunflowers, I can't keep the deer out of them.
The dumb azzs in Ky moved early goose BACK two weeks. By that time every corn field in the country is cut and the geese are scattered all over...
All I know is I'm ready for some football.... And I hate cam newton, so as long as the panthers fail I'm happy. We going to do a pick em league...
I feel your pain,hang in there brother. It sounds to me she was the lucky one.
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