Thread of Admissions

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Hooker, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. MGH_PA

    MGH_PA Moderator

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    I'm deathly afraid of spiders
    I'm constantly looking to the future rather than enjoying the present
    I'm often unsatisfied with accomplishments. I always feel like I'm not good enough at something
    I'm not sure I'm really doing what I should be for a living
    The thought of having a pet bothers me
    The thought of having children bothers me more
    I've never once gotten a speeding ticket (see below)
    I was pulled over for the first time two weekends ago for 71 in a 55, then breathalyzed, blew a 0.0 and had the speeding ticket waived
    I haven't shot my bow since November (and it doesn't bother me one bit)
     
  2. Justin

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    - I've never used a climbing treestand. Ever.
    - I have no real desire to hunt anything other than whitetail deer.
    - I have asthma
    - I never graduated college
    - I once raised a kid for a year thinking it was mine, then found out it wasn't.
    - I can braid hair
    - I've never seen The Notebook, Titanic or any of the Twilight movies and never intend to
     
  3. Hooker

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    - I've seen every Twilight movie.
     
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    Wouldn’t it be quicker and more efficient to just to name all the movies you have not seen?


     
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    - I've seen all but the last one and am actually anxious to see it.
     
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    - I've never tagged a buck over 100" with any weapon.
    - I have an uncanny ability to catch giant fish when I'm not in a tournament and when no one is around to see it.
    - I truly have no idea what state I'm going to be living in 6 months from now.
    - I'm a really bad loser. I may not show it when it happens, but there is nothing I hate more than not winning.
    - I hate room service maids in my hotel room when I'm traveling. I will leave the don't disturb sign up for days until I run out of towels.
    - At one point I could juggle and ride a unicycle at the same time
    - At the end of 8th grade I owed more detentions than there were days in the year to serve them. In my mind, at the time.....that was a small victory.
     
  7. Vito

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    Wait, what? Did you go on Maury Povich?
     
  8. iHunt

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    I wondered about this in Topeka. I felt kind of awkward pounding beers, when the other three of you guys weren't drinking :S
     
  9. Shockwave

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    This is an awesome thread. Here goes:

    - I'm 34 years old and have never hunted anything a day in my life. I just bought my first bow a few months ago
    - I'm deathly afraid of falling out of a tree stand but not at all afraid of heights
    - I have no idea how to hang a tree stand
    - I listen to, and enjoy, John Mayer
    - I used to watch Dawson's Creek religiously
    - I sit down to pee in the middle of the night when I don't wanna shock my eyes by turning the light on
     
  10. iHunt

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    - I truly despise college, even though I am currently a junior. If it wouldn't ruin my relationship with my dad, I would quit this instant.

    - the thought of having a kid scares the living **** out of me.

    - If I quit chewing, I would have at least $2,000 a year extra.

    - I would much rather hunt turkeys with a shotgun. Blowing their heads off is a lot more fun than impaling them.

    - I won't shoot a buck under 140" anymore, I just can't do it.

    - I love buying new boots. Right now I'm wearing a nice pair of Twisted Xs.

    - I haven't seen my chin since 2008.

    - I got drunk with my dad Saturday night, and didn't get out of bed until 7:00 Sunday night.

    - Diesels that blow black smoke get my jollies off.

    - I have shot my bow one time since November.
     
  11. Justin

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    No, but I could have. Probably the only time in my life when I've truly considering murdering someone.
     
  12. smctitan

    smctitan Die Hard Bowhunter

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    This past season I wounded two deer (the first two of my short career) and it was awful.

    Walking in the dark in the woods I need a headlamp so I don't get scared.

    I lock my house if I'm going to the end of the street and my truck if I am standing 10 feet from it.


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    -I turn 41 this year
    -I have not been in a Gym in 2 years
    -I once had to take a test to see if I had a kid, I failed that test, I was very happy.
    -I thought the Katy Perry act at the drag bar really was Katy Perry
    -I went to a boy band concert in the 90's Color me bad with a date, I left with the lead singer of the opening act (the party), I was a roadie
    -I had a stalker in HS
    -I do come to tears when my kids do great things in sports, I am a cryer
    -I am catholic, but I sleep with a lutheran
    -I am 33% Lebanese
    -I never thought I would lose my hair, I was wrong
    -I like Hooker, I don't know why, but I do
    -I miss Fran a lot
    -I miss GMMAT, I tried to friend him on facebook, but he denied me:(
    -I suck at grammar, I really suck
     
  14. cmonsta

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    -I am also a very bad loser
     
  15. Christine

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    1. I don't know what 'Toms' are.
    2. I seriously felt bad for Justin about that mess with the baby.... and I don't even like Justin
    3. Okay, I secretly do like Justin.
    4. My I.Q. score is over 140 and I waste away most of my days playing in dirt, wrangling chickens and trying to put projectiles through animals. To this day, my mom expects me to suddenly become a doctor, lawyer or cure cancer.
    5. I dropped out of high school, took a couple of night classes and completed my requirements before the rest of my class.
    6. I'm half Asian but I suck at math. I have no musical talents either. :D
    7. I've never been drunk.
    8. World class procrastinator.... I should be out in the yard cutting up a couple of fallen trees, hauling them to a burn pile and then put the mower deck on the tractor and mow the yard....... Not to mention packing, doing some real work and then washing eggs..... and yet I'm sitting on the couch, typing random thoughts to strangers. ;)
     
  16. IL_Bow_Man

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    - I am very self conscious about being over weight. (240 lbs @ 5'10") But I can not find the motivation to do anything about it.
    - I too do not like the taste of Beer. I catch the business about drinking "Girly Drinks" when I do drink. Mikes Hard Lemonade and UV Blue with Squirt and probably Amaretto Stone Sours is about all I drink.
    -I too had to take a DNA test to see if my 3rd child was mine. I (much like Justin) contemplated things I will never talk about... Needless to say I am not with the mother of my 3 children anymore, and apparently I am to blame for her year long affair while I worked 3 jobs to support her stay at home butt...
    - I have not hunted since 2009 and not shot my bow since before that season...
    - I hate snakes....only good one is a dead one.
    - I have seen the twighlight movies and didn't hate them.
    - I am afraid of being alone. I need to have a partner to share my life with.
    - My girlfriend has Lupus, which takes me back to the one before this when I think of the future...but I would not change the present for anything.
    - I always had a thing for Mandy Moore and Jenifer Love Hewitt
     
  17. SharpEyeSam

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    Awesome thread here it goes:

    I am 44 years old.
    I am the 11th of 12 children.
    All I ever wanted was one child
    I smile ALL the time
    I am a Black Republican
    Summertime sucks!! Best thing about Summer is that Winter is coming!
    I have a wife that loves action movies and cold weather just as much as I do
    I love to iron clothes
    I did not know what "spooning" meant until 2008
    I don't like chocolate
    I only eat vanilla ice cream
    My Dad is my hero
    I have not had a cold in over 25 years
    I have no real desire to hunt anything other than whitetail deer
    I have never killed a deer with more than 8 points
    I have been on Radio shows because of my Authentic Werewolf Howl
    I chew a pack of chewing gum a day
    I don't like Rap music
    I know every word of every character in Ace Ventura Pet Detective (Favorite Movie EVER!!)
    My favorite band is Journey w/Steve Perry
    I have driven in every state in the Country
    I fill my gas tank EVERY day
    I change the oil in my car every 10 days (300+ miles/day)
    I have competed in Long Drive Golf Contest since 2005.
     
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  18. Hooker

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    Here are my Toms in all their glory:

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  19. IL_Bow_Man

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    OH WOW...Are you sure you are batting for the right team?
     
  20. Hooker

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    Hating is not allowed in the "Thread of Admissions". This is a safe place.
     

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