Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandmother, too. If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!
Yes... my 15 year old and I heard it on the radio a couple nights ago. It doesn't take much to amuse us.
I once sat in on a trial that a woman that was being tried for welfare fraud. Seems she married a man and had a daughter. She named the daughter Chablis. The dad got sent to prison for life and she divorced him and hooked up with his brother. They had a daughter and named her Chardonnay. So the half sisters are also cousins. He went to prison for a long time and she started shacking up with the two guy's father. They had a girl and named her Chianti. So now the youngest sister is the aunt to the two older ones and would also be the sister to the first two fathers. Then they had a son and named him Bud. She had claimed that husband was the father of all the children and was collecting welfare for all of them. They proved in court the relationships between all the men and her and found her guilty of fraud. Sentence was suspended as long as she paid back all $40,000 she had wrongfully obtained. That was one case that if you blinked you would either be lost or related.
Yep here is one version. I was looking for the grandpa jones version but couldn't find it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jvFqqfXGc&feature=youtube_gdata_player sent from my samsung note 2
I kinda like this one. Rooster song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0UMI2DrnMA&feature=youtube_gdata_player sent from my samsung note 2
Thats hilarious... and she kept a straight face through the whole song... even with the sound effects... I'd've(southern word) lost it.
A few years back there was a news story here in Montgomery. There was a woman who was in need of a kidney transplant. All her brothers and sistrers were tested but none were compitable. A couple aunts and uncles were tested, her cousins were likewise tested but none were compatible either. Finally her husband was tested and it turned out he was a perfect match and gave his wife one of his kidneys. Awww shucks, ain't that sweet... I guess I didn't see it the same as everyone... I laughed and had a bruise from my wife's elbow for three days when I blurted out "Only in Alabama can a wife be a closer genetic match to her husband than to her sisters, brothers and cousins... Only in Alabama'... that's funny right there... and yes its true.
